Ich bin Santosser. personified human centipede that is the transition between ScoMo and Albo. Australia's greatest parody, worth every cent in QANTAS points!
Joined October 2022
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4 Oct 2022
Few politicians are able to understand the Aussie battler like I do. To prove how in touch I am, we temporarily displaced some proles from government housing for a photo op. #Humanising #auspol
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11 Nov 2024
Why don't the kids get offline and organise in person, like I did when I lived with #DeadMum in #GovernmentHousing? Also we're banning protests. #SocialMediaBan #Auspol
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9 Nov 2024
Keeping kids safe on the internet, is worthy and all that, but if you're going to make memes about me #IWantNames #MemeBan #DigitalID #Auspol
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7 Nov 2024
Hey dumb dumbs @AlboMP and @AustralianLabor ,if you were really worried about the kids, why not investigate why youth suicides correlate up with school terms and down with holidays?
They also dropped during lock downs.
Do they use more social media at school?
Not just AU.
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7 Nov 2024
@AlboMP and @MarkDreyfusKCMP are hoping to slot him in with David McBride. This sends a clear message to Whistleblowers to silent, compliant and shut the f^%^ up.
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7 Nov 2024
"The kids have no internet!" -Australia
"Then let them consume Murdoch Media" -Albott
#SocialMediaBan #Auspol
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1 Nov 2024
Hey Rusties, always see you saying the NACC was one of @AlboMP shining stars. Still thinking that ?
31 Oct 2024
Oh my god. I can't believe this
Paul Brereton authorised asking the alleged perpetrators, inc Kathryn Campbell, for their input into the #NACC's media statement
The investigators asked the ALLEGED
PERPETRATORS IF THEY WERE OK WITH WHAT THE INVESTIGATORS WERE SAYING ABOUT THEM!
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Lockdowns saved hundreds of thousands of lives.
WHAT is hard to understand about that?
That's more important than birthday parties, seeing the rellies, or dumb school camps.
Lockdowns SAVED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES.
🤦🏻♀️
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31 Oct 2024
Today I read the government overvalued something. Boy was I glad it was human life and not the beach house!
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They improved on Trump’s ‘advices’ further 🤣🤣
Yet @AlboMP claimed they would leave no one behind….
@AlbottMP you should do better
At least we can predict what the right wing would do but left wing would promised then do the opposite leaving us unprepared like no vacc 😡
27 Oct 2024
I see Canada is following the Australian model of nothing to see!
Readjusting data, cancelling WW, hiding hospital acquired infection rates. Quietly avoiding the deaths and disease in Aged Care.
Welcome to "Ignorance is Freedom" part of the Pandemic, @DFisman
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19 Oct 2024
Hey @AlboMP Looking forward to Independents Day?
Quick, better make up some crap about greens and indis to scare the electorate further...
19 Oct 2024
Pittwater by -election.
One for the theory that the Liberals can easily take back Teal seats. Best they start trying not to lose them to the Teals. This is a belting and a reminder that the electorate’s hunger for an alternative is growing.
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19 Oct 2024
Oh LOOK‼️‼️‼️
America too awards stupidity.
@LettersfromTim
Wagon Wheels all round🙄
Congratulations to @RWalensky, the recipient of IDSA’s 2024 Anthony Fauci Courage in Leadership Award.
By asking hard questions, and speaking scientific truth with integrity and perseverance, Dr. Walensky inspires not only her colleagues but rising generations considering careers in infectious diseases and public health.
Learn more: bit.ly/3UeL7Ml #IDWeek2024
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19 Oct 2024
We inherited a framing of religious questions from the Enlightenment, in the West anyway. That religion was just one other way to know the world. Like an inferior science, based on ‘belief’ and ‘faith’.
That framing is the same idea that societies run on information today. /1
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17 Oct 2024
Conversation with a friend this morning. Talking about dementia, a relative of theirs has the condition.
They had no idea Covid is a possible cause. Which isn't unusual. They said 'ah, so that's the brain fog people talk about'.
The next bit was fascinating. 1/2
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18 Oct 2024
Yes @AlboMP and @Mark_Butler_MP
Same for Australia...
At least Canada has approved.
17 Oct 2024
Where's the Novavax?
for many, it's the right choice:
1) if you have had a previous bad immune reaction to an mRNA vaccine
2) if you have an autoimmune disorder and prefer a protein based vaccine
3) any other reason to prefer a non-mRNA vaccine
healthydebate.ca/2024/10/top…
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16 Oct 2024
6 news: Labor political strategist "horrible political instincts" re Albonese House purchase.
Rusties : Name names or I don't believe you..
Someone with an axe to grind..
Waiting for: "but what about LNP strategists and Dutton's portfolio?"
16 Oct 2024
A Labor strategist has declared to 6 News that Anthony Albanese's property purchase is "horrific political instincts"
"He's perfectly entitled to do with his money however he pleases, but it's another news cycle fending off an own goal instead of talking about a positive agenda"
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Who could ever have predicted this?
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16 Oct 2024
It is very interesting to me the whole political football team thing. I admit when I was younger I was one eyed, however I just don't get it.
Criticism of the current PM does not mean that you want the other guy in. /1
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15 Oct 2024
My new short documentary about the true nature of Sars-CoV-2 and the impact of Long Covid on one family.
Self-funded, presented as a public service and copyright free. Download function is enabled at Vimeo. Please copy / share / post as you see fit
vimeo.com/1017483971
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