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Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in: “Chumbo’s tonight?” “Come to The Side Yard” “We’re at Slime Rodger’s” “I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party” “Where’s that?” “It’s right next to Dance Pants”
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There’s a whole world of podcasts you’ve never heard of out there. What’s up with all the mics behind them
LeBron James reveals why he struggles to take risks “I'm first generational moneymaker in my household and I always be thinking about where I come from bro” “Coming from the projects in Akron, Ohio and not having anything, it's hard for me sometimes to take risks because if that happened or the whole can come off and it's over with, I’m going to be devastated” “My financial advisor, first thing I told him when he wanted to manage my money, I said, ‘If you steal my money bro or I'm broke bro, I'm letting you know bro it ain't gonna be good for you’” “I can't start over, there's no way. I'm not Monopoly in this. I'm not starting back at pass go, you collect $200 and start back at go. No, I'm too far gone”
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Not all of you will make it back home.
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
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In American English, a "burger" refers to a patty of ground meat; the fried chicken fillet shown is a chicken sandwich, not a burger. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_s… thedailymeal.com/1493973/differ…
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The two guys chasing him with their phones up are going to tell their kids and grandkids that they either “kept up with” or “ran down” Rashee Rice

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You couldn’t make SpongeBob in today’s climate
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I want to turn into a ball and bounce off the walls
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Lmao so the big guy is okay with shoving and the little guy is okay with grabbing wow huge insight here
Boogie Cousins & Lou Williams get into a HEATED debate over Wemby shoving Jalen Brunson 🗣️🔥 "Brunson's dad said 'People ain't tough.' He got his card pulled and nothing happened... I like how Wemby stood up for himself." - BC "Mushing a guy's head ain't basketball. Grabbing a jersey is basketball." - LW @MichelleDBeadle | @boogiecousins | @ChandlerParsons | @TeamLou23
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What’s the big deal? Either Brendan Sorsby has the greatest college football season of all time, OR, we publicly kill him and everyone involved
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Wemby being Tony Soprano just makes him more likeable this is fire LMFAO
Meet ethical hoops everyone!
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self-worth? that’s something you can only get from others
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Made a pb&j while my pop tarts were toasting
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A little constant assurance would be nice
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Guy who regularly goes to Panda Express and tries the new thing
Panda Express now has brisket. Yes there is a 76% chance that it is Yugoslavian Armadillo meat. Did that stop me. No.
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@CWC_Rosechuu before 11am is so awesome
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Did they stop at the double barrel shotgun or is there someone out there with a 15 barrel shotgun
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I played on a Minecraft server with this guy and griefed the fuck out of him and I often wonder if levelling his entire town and replacing it with a forest and trying to gaslight him into thinking it was never there in the first place is what began his descent into madness
2017 - Devon Arthurs, un néo-nazi américain membre d'un groupuscule suprémaciste blanc s'est converti à l'islam en Floride. Moqué sur sa foi par ses deux amis, il prend son fusil d'assaut et les tue. Il déclarera à la police de Tampa les avoir tué car ils ont insulté Allah.
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If you put Gil’s brain in a bird, the bird would start barking
Gilbert Arenas told AJ Dybantsa that he would prefer him in Utah because that’s home and it’s his city. Gil seemed genuinely confused when AJ corrected him and said Utah is not a city it’s a state. 😭 AJ is from Massachusetts and says Utah is not home. I think he enjoyed his time in Utah but that connection gets overblown a little too much in my opinion. A lot to unpack in this short 45 second clip. 😂
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Every pro athlete has a horrible podcast that is cohosted by some random dude nobody wants to hear from, but that guy is always the only one who knows anything

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This is how wealthy talk when they’re trying to sound not wealthy. “I just kind of needed gas money” while thousands are going towards the living expenses, facilitated by his paid assistant, who also scheduled his maid services weekly.
Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long" "My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made" "I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money" "I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area" "So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner" "I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL" "I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"
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Replying to @BrettN89441
“Skid Row used to be nice” how retarded do you think people are
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Not to beat up on this girl more than the comments already have, but this is a great example of how a hating billionaires is not the same as class consciousness.
NYT: Madeleine Schnack, 22, a student at the University of California, San Diego, who said she voted for Xavier Becerra in the primary for governor despite some concerns about his consideration of new oil drilling in California. “I think they both have pros and cons, but I thought the pros outweighed the cons for Becerra. In the end I didn’t want to vote for a billionaire.” #CaliforniaGovernor
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