"I am big! It's the pictures that got small"
Joined August 2021
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16 Jul 2022
Honest to God REAL tree house on our garden walk in the Bowmanville neighborhood #treehouse
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Jun 8
my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair
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Maybe the @ChicagoBears should stop buying lattes and avocado toast so they wouldn’t need so many government handouts?
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May 23
RT @PeterHotez: The evaporation of critical thinking among the American people is truly shocking. How our nation substituted going to the l…
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The last time I had faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis
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May 1
transportation, sanitation, tourism
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Apr 16
Brain melting in front of our eyes
Reporter: Why are you fighting with the pope?
Trump: I have to do what's right. I have nothing against the pope.
Reporter: Then why are you fighting with him?
Trump: I’m not fighting with him. The pope made a statement saying Iran can have nuclear weapon.
Reporter: He didn’t say that.
Trump: I can disagree with the pope. I have the right to do that.
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Apr 13
“Know what we should do? Blockade the blockade!”
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Apr 7
When I point my remote directly at the TV, it barely works…
If I accidentally sit on it, it will change from Hulu to Netflix, turn on closed captioning, and turn the TV on and off 4 times.
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Apr 5
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Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah
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Chicago tough
Apr 3
For the first time since 1994, the Pope is personally carrying the Cross for all 14 Stations of the Cross, as Pope Leo XIV leads the Via Crucis at Rome’s Colosseum in the first Good Friday of his Pontificate.
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Mar 23
The @GOP controls both the Senate and the House and the Executive and has a friendly Supreme Court.
And President issues sweeping executive orders at a faster pace than even Obama or Biden did.
So I'm not sure who I'm "thanking" for TSA probs but I'm clear on who I'm blaming.
Mar 23
Thank a Democrat.
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Feb 28
Regime change in Iraq required an invasion and a years long occupation.
How exactly is regime change going to happen in Iran?
This is insane.
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Feb 24
do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"
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Feb 19
The UK is not afraid to arrest a prince. But the US is afraid to arrest a reality TV star
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Feb 13
No one will ever admit it, but Google was enough.
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Feb 12
I needed this
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Feb 11
I feel seen
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