Father, husband, @NBPTS Soc Sci, teacher/college adv in a Chicago Public School, reader, basketball fan, recovering Texan. @ctulocal1 @carletoncollege @uchicago
Joined September 2011
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Jun 14
Our culture is rabidly anti-reading and anti-studying. Reels, anyone? AI? And yet a bunch of arrogant hacks think that bringing back the SAT will address the academic consequences of this. Truly a bizarre illustration of confusing causation and correlation.
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Andrew Johnson retweeted
Masterful work right here
BREAKING: 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto. Federal authorities are on scene.Let the games begin
H/T Christian Cole
Community note
No city named San Recto exists in California, making the claim of ballots found there impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m…
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Jun 14
Upgrading that foul on Fox to a flagrant 1 is some of the wussiest shit I’ve seen in the @NBA.
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What kind of life has Dusty Baker lived? I interviewed him in advance of his upcoming autobiography, “Crossroads.”
These are the names he casually mentioned over the course of two hours:
(In alphabetical order, give or take)
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Jun 5
Actually, the comments show why we DO in fact need this stuff 🤙
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The @ChicagoBears have an iconic lakeside venue, a historic franchise, a playoff team on the rise, and $70M in annual profit. Time to move to Hammond, Indiana, obviously. WTF?
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Maybe the @ChicagoBears should stop buying lattes and avocado toast so they wouldn’t need so many government handouts?
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The Bears clear more than $70M in profit a year. And yet they claim they can’t remain at Soldier Field because they don’t control enough revenue opportunities? Come on. How much more do you need? The whole premise of this Arlington Heights vs. Hammond situation is ludicrous.
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My Teen Was Accused of Using AI to Write an Essay.
His Teacher Was Wrong.
*I* Used AI to Write His Essay.
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May 30
Whom do right-wing shit-posters hate today? Teachers. Yesterday? Martina McBride? Tomorrow? James Talarico. The next day? Stacy Davis Gates. It’s always someone. MAGA is full of such desperate hate. Like a wildfire — any fuel will do.
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May 25
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May 25
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 26 YEARS 🏆🏆 SYZYGY ARE PERFECT!!
CARLETON SYZYGY HAVE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAIN AND ARE YOUR COLLEGE CHAMPIONS FOR THE SECOND TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY!!!
#USAUCollegeChamps | #USAUltimate
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May 20
Ricardo was arrested by ICE at a routine immigration check. He has no criminal record. Ricardo is a high school senior, a soccer player, and is one week away from graduating. Trump's ICE has never been focused on criminals or the worst of the worst. Their focus is on terrorizing immigrant communities and, apparently, separating high schoolers from their parents and sticking them in solitary confinement while their classmates walk across the graduation stage.
This needs to end. DHS must free Ricardo.
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May 19
Way too many people are upset about having a fund for the January 6ers, but how else are they supposed to pay their bail or hire a lawyer when their inevitably rearrested for child sexual assault or domestic violence?
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Absolutely insane levels of corruption happening right before your eyes.
May 19
BLANCHE: "The United States...is hereby FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing...examinations or similar or related reviews" against Trump "or related or affiliated individuals," including family members or related companies and trusts.
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May 17
Man, I love this app. There are so many sudden experts on here — about education, immigration, getting rich, and when to use ivermectin. I’m learning so much!
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Apr 24
And no zippers.
Apr 22
It's interesting to me that Amish women can have over 10 children, no vaccines, and ALMOST no miscarriages, no infertility issues, no autism, no cancer, no diabetes, no ADHD
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