Retired FBI Agent/BSU Profiler. PhD student researching Christian nationalism and its influence on political leadership. #Investigator #Consultant #Satirist

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Our job today and tomorrow is the same as it’s always been—to be good, to be wise, to stand up for what’s right, to resist what is wrong and evil. Nothing changes that. Nothing exempts us from that. Nothing prevents us from doing that.
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The Secret Service is never the lead agency in a terrorism investigation. That responsibility, by law, rests with the F.B.I. unless Ka$h is giving up jurisdiction.
US Secret Service Deputy Director Matthew Quinn spoke this morning about the thwarted drone attack on the UFC Freedom 250, saying that the Secret Service was the lead agency, but "to maintain the integrity of the investigation and the security plan, we chose not to leak it” and mentioned that "there are still suspects at large." Photos on @GettyImages gettyimages.com/search/2/ima…
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The world hasn't seen a defeat this bad since the Germans at the Battle of the Bulge.
"The Art Of Complete and Total Surrender" by Donald J. Trump
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Why don’t we just take down the Statue of Liberty with that stupid poem at bottom.
Import the third world, become the third world. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🇺🇸
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Just basic economics 101.
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McDonald's announced they're replacing cashiers with kiosks in California just after the $20 minimum wage kicked in. Shocking to absolutely no one who understands basic economics. When you artificially price labor above its market value, employers find substitutes. Machines, automation, or they simply eliminate positions entirely. The teenagers who desperately need that first job experience? Gone. The single mother trying to re-enter the workforce after years away? Priced out by someone with more skills. You've just created a legal barrier that prevents the least skilled workers from competing on the one thing they had going for them: willingness to work for less while they build experience. Politicians pat themselves on the back for "helping workers" while unemployment among young minorities hits double digits. The workers who keep their jobs benefit (temporarily), but the invisible victims, those who never get hired in the first place, don't make headlines. Economics doesn't care about your good intentions.
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Maybe it fell out of a window in the sky. @stick631. #CouldHappen
Very closeup video of the highly expensive Russian Tu-22M3 strategic bomber crashing today.
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Donald Trump couldn’t have said it better himself.
Finally, we have a preliminary agreement to begin tentative negotiations over the hypothetical path forward to consider possible arrangements to discuss steps forward that may or may not be included in a notional accord over a working group that could possibly meet by a to-be-determined Teams call regarding initial steps for a peace accord.
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Hello friends, I am from Belgium. I am visiting America for the first time to see the World Cup. I love your country. I am in Times Square after the basketball game and I see men of all races starting fires and destroying cars. This is amazing. In Europe, only Muslims do this
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Also locusts, and the Potomac turning blood red. Just a little birthday present from God to our own little Pharaoh.
Thunderstorms, 34 mph winds, and massive swarms of mosquitoes are currently forecasted during Trump’s birthday UFC fight today.
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Very on brand for Florida. @FXRegan
Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.
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What a fucking joke.
THE WHITE HOUSE WENT FULL AMERICA UFC Octagon on the South Lawn. Motocross ripping dirt jumps. Drag cars launching down Pennsylvania Ave. The People’s House is now the People’s Arena. This is what winning looks like. This is what freedom feels like. God Bless the USA! 🦅
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My kind of grandma.
🤔81-year-old grandmother Ava Estelle was absolutely furious when she learned that two thugs had raped her 18-year-old granddaughter. She tracked down the unsuspecting ex-convicts… and shot off their testicles. “This elderly woman spent a week hunting those men down, and when she found them, she took revenge in her own way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, placed the pistol on the sergeant’s desk, and calmly said: “These bastards will never rape anyone again, by God.” Police say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and testicles when the enraged Ava opened fire with a 9mm pistol inside the hotel room where he and his former cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, had been hiding. The vigilante grandmother also shot Thomas in the groin, though doctors reportedly managed to save his mutilated penis. “Thomas technically didn’t lose his manhood,” Detective Delp told reporters, “but according to the doctor I spoke with, he won’t be using it the way he used to.” “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what happened.” “Grandma Rambo” began hunting the attackers on August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was abducted and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding criminals. “When I saw the look on Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I would punish those bastards myself because I thought the law had become too soft,” recalled the former librarian. “I wasn’t afraid of them — because I have a gun, and I’ve been shooting all my life. And I’m no fool; I didn’t turn it in when the gun laws changed.” Using police sketches and her granddaughter Debbie’s description of the attackers, Ava spent seven days wandering through the district where the crime occurred until she spotted the rapists entering a cheap hotel where they were staying. “I knew it was them the moment I saw them, but I still took photos and went back to Debbie, and she said, ‘Damn right, that’s them,’” the grandmother recalled. “So I went back to that hotel, found their room, knocked on the door, and as soon as the tall one opened it, I shot him right between the legs — right where it would hurt the most. Then I walked in and shot the other one while he backed away begging me to spare him. After that, I went straight to the police station and turned myself in.” Now bewildered law enforcement officials are trying to decide what to do with the vigilante grandmother. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it’s hard to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Delp said. “Especially when three million people in the city want to elect her mayor.”
Community note
This story is an urban legend that originated in a 1998 tabloid known for fictional content and has no basis in reality. snopes.com/fact-check/gra… fullfact.org/online/gun-gra…
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You have no fucking idea what an F.B.I. agent does on a daily basis. #AgentsAreNotCops
This idea was simple… In a partnership with @ufc we would get the best fighters in the world training with the best cops in the world! The American people WILL be protected. -DKP🇺🇸
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Ok. A quiet Sunday (although I need to mow the back lawn) reading Martin Heidegger’s “Basic Writings” and trying to wrap my brain around hermeneutical phenomenology as a dissertation methodology for studying Christian National subcultures. I should be watching baseball.
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All I have accomplished so far is to burn a hole in the frontal cortex of my brain. I should have gone to culinary school instead of pursuing a PhD at my age. But the tuition was free.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly not talking to JD Vance anymore after the New York Times published the bombshell story reporting how Vance held multiple secret meetings behind his back to advocate for releasing allegations in the Epstein Files that incriminated him.
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A perfect example of the Mandela effect.
It's come out that Barack Obama ordered the RAID on Mar-A-Lago. When he wasn't President. Biden was. What gave Obama the right. I think it's time for the second ex-POTUS to face court challenges. It's BEYOND time for Obama to get his.
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Maybe the White House should engage in better covert communications. I anticipate that brush passes, dead drops, and one-time pads will be used in future Situation Room meetings. @stick631 @FXRegan @fred_burton
cue Comey's famous line
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Just like the government. Always trying to keep the little people from having a bit of fun.
63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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He had the same bungee cord employees as the young lady in Brazil. @stick631
Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment. Sokolenko was found unconscious beneath his apartment building with injuries consistent with a fall. He later died from his injuries.
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