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Elon Musk has never hiked three feet behind me with a Bluetooth speaker clipped to his backpack
Jun 13
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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10/22 as is right and just
Jun 15
Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸
Do you actually own a gun?
In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once.
Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never.
But online, every American just goes
"oh, mine's in the nightstand"
like it's a phone charger 🔌
So now I'm genuinely curious:
What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got?
Is this normal everywhere in the US?
Or just some states?
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Jun 14
Necesitamos una palabra más fuerte que maricón
Jun 13
this song makes me feel like a dominican prostitute in a small village who eats plantains and orange soda. i’m obsessed.
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“I literally can’t tell the difference between this and a Pakistani stabbing my daughter”
Jun 14
After cheering their team on to a draw, Japan (@jfa_en) fans clean up the stands at Dallas Stadium.
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Jun 14
Got a poppyseed roll. A little bit of poppyseed is a nuisance, a roll stuffed with them is a delight
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Sox beat the Doyers for the series, @LA_Confidant last seen pounding the ground, crying
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kevin retweeted
Jun 14
I visited bridgeport. What makes it great are its extraordinarily racist residents who kept the black menace at a distance for decades.
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Jun 14
Always appreciate when a liberal takes time to put down the burning flag to let us know some military ceremony isn’t being carried out to the satisfaction of their sense of patriotism
Jun 14
Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.
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Southerners not be retarded in the most insular fashion possible challenge (impossible)
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Jun 14
While I know of a number of local town festivals still happening, covid really killed off a bunch including some huge ones
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Jun 13
That's some Frank Drebin shit lmao
Jun 13
A driver crashed into construction scaffolding in Hermosa Beach, California, causing the entire structure to collapse. No injuries were reported.
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kevin retweeted
"The Undying Lands? I've been there. The Halls of Mandos? Fallen apart. Complete dump. We're gonna fix it. The Fea should have a proper place to rest. They deserve the best, if they won't be taken into Eru Iluvatar for only His known purpose. Numenor forgot this, the dummies."
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Jun 12
Because they're mostly just white people who claim American Indian heritage?
Remember that the feathers were reliable Trump voters for a reason.
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kevin retweeted
Turning the chair around to get serious with the kids about how it's not cool to get mauled by a werewolf youth pastor voice groyper
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Jun 12
Hard Truth Sweet Mash Rye is a must buy if you can get it
Jun 12
Happy ThuRyesday
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This is absolutely no way you can predict what sentence comes after “yes”
Jun 11
People keep asking me: "Will you get revenge on Trump for ending your political career?"
The answer is yes.
I'll be adding to the unemployment number in January.
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