Break immoral laws & wheel out dem choppy bois! No spoons left - ONLY KNIVES. Not straight & Salty AF
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Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount
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The White House is crashing out because The Weather Channel reported the weather 🤣
This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.
Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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L&D nurse, talking to another nurse: She is very stoic during contractions
me (to myself): i’m getting a good grade in labor, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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This is so insane😭😭😭
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The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly
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love you too mom 👍
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Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Companies should offer a “fuck it, no password, I’ll just take my chances” option when you make an account. Because I’m honestly not too worried about the Dark Web stealing my Yankee Candle reward points.
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any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!
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Meep meep ass locale
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A pregnancy cannot be both a consequence and a miracle 🗣
You can't refer to pregnancy, child birth and parenthood as a "consequence" or a "punishment" for having sex and then in the same breath tell me that you think pregnancy and babies are "miracles".
You don't get punished for "miracles".
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A right-wing legal group just filed a lawsuit claiming a high school wrestler was sexually assaulted by her trans opponent during a match.
The evidence?
A video that multiple wrestling experts say just shows... a normal wrestling match.
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Palestinian children being arrested for walking on a Jewish only street in the West Bank.
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I'm shocked they haven't deleted this tweet confirming that DOGE cut the funding for the screwworm eradication program.
Have the plague you voted for!
A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse. newsmax.com/platinum/screwwo…
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severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window
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psa regarding the world cup
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We've been running an unprecedented natural experiment running for a decade and half. 30 states have raised their minimum wages. 20 have not.
What happened to pay? What happened to jobs? The good news is that it's pretty easy to figure out now.
Link next post.
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