TV Reporter, Amity9News, Amity Island I like to look at clouds PARODY
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They would, if Len Peterson didn’t screw it up.
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
Jun 13
You should come to Amity Island. The sun is shining, the beaches are open and everyone's having a wonderful time! Amity, after all, means "good time party zone!" @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @SelectWomanTaft @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
Jun 11
I did the same thing with a script idea I had about an Amity mother who loses all but one of her sons to boating accidents and they send a team of shark fishermen to locate and save the remaining son Bryan. Pretty sure he stole that one too. #SavingSailorBryan
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I sent my old pal Spielberg an original script I wrote about aliens called Day of Disclosure but never heard back. I think his new movie may have stolen my idea!
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
Jun 10
We dont have this problem on Amity. Not in Amity waters. Our Orcas just kill Summer girls that swim out too far and tire. Not those killer boating accident Orcas. @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @SelectWomanTaft @AmityPrankster @AlexKintner3
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
We don't have that kind of trouble on Amity. Not in Amity brownies. #BrownieSliders @AmityReporter @SelectWomanTaft @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
"Mr. President, Karoline Leavitt told me to to tell you there's a bunch of Boy Scouts in The Reflecting Pool getting their merit badges for the Mile Swim. I can't call them in there's no phones out there !"
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
Jun 8
@AmityReporter Nothing bad ever happens in a pond right?
Vocês que entendem, tomar banho nesta parte das piscinas naturais de boa viagem é arriscado também?
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Amity’s reflecting pool is open for swimming!
Jun 8
CNN wants everyone to know the reflecting pool is not to be used for diving and swimming in.
Even they know their viewers lack brain cells.
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That could be anything, a shadow on the lens or seaweed or something.
Jun 8
Boston fisherman captures close encounter with possible great white shark ebx.sh/9dSCjA
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We recognize only @amityfranksilva as the harbormaster on this island.
UPDATE:
Graham Platner has updated his campaign website to acknowledge that he no longer “serves” as harbormaster, a claim he made repeatedly on the campaign trail.
Platner resigned from the position—which is often cited as proof of his blue-collar bona fides but was mostly “clerical” and “generally consisted of collecting rent fees”—before launching his campaign, the Free Beacon reported.
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
I'm glad Brody closed the beaches ..... @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster @SelectWomanTaft
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
Jun 4
Back home we got a rock collecting man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!
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We’ve got a team out there looking for that big rock as we speak.
Jun 2
NASA says meteorite that fell may be located in Cape Cod Bay boston25news.com/news/local/…
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
"Where do we keep the No Meteors signs ?"
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Amity Reporter (PARODY) retweeted
May 31
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May 31
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The meteorite passed over Amity before blowing up on Cape Cod.
May 31
NEW: NASA has pinpointed where Saturday's meteorite likely landed — and says someone may actually be able to recover it.
Using weather radar data, NASA traced debris from the meteor that boomed across New England to a spot in Cape Cod Bay near:
📍41.87754 N, -70.35239 W
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