Breaking: Horrifying footage emerges revealing the new Defence Minister, Dan Jarvis actively pushing for more money for Active Travel England for cycle lanes etc.
Low and fucking behold the Military don't get their budget, Healey and Carns resign, and he gets Healey's job, all on the day Active Travel England get £4.5billion, what are the odds on that.
**Piss Boil Alert**
As the nation is reeling over every fucker and his dog resigning from Government, some good news, as batshit crazy Transport Minister Heidi Alexander has just announced the following investment.
No need for tanks, ships and bullets, or safety kit for Military Personnel, the UK needs £4.5billion pissed up the wall on cycle paths and the suchlike.