US Army Veteran, VFW Life Member, trolling MAGA and Elon fans #smokefleet ๐บ๐ฆ Parody
Joined March 2009
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Aged like milk.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go ๐ฅ๐ฝ
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Republicans are trying to exempt private jet owners from paying taxes.
Ladies and gentlemen, right-wing populism! politico.com/news/2026/06/08โฆ
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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
On the eve of his 80th birthday, please keep this in mind.
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I think we can make this happen.
UFC Freedom 250 includes 'slight' risk of tornadoes, hail at White House usatoday.com/story/sports/ufโฆ
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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Fuck off, the both of you.
Thank you, @DNIGabbard, for exposing U.S. funded biolabs around the world. The American people deserve the truth.
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Happy for Knicks fans, man. Congrats.
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Trump's reflecting pool is a cesspool
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These men are such money grubbers and they canโt take it with them when theyโre gone,but then thereโs amazing women like Mackenzie Scott who just donated $70 million for Meals on Wheels!
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I fully support IQ tests for presidential candidates.
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ICE has detained over 500 babies and toddlers under Trump
ms.now/news/trump-ice-detentโฆ
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It looks like X will leave up this post if I donโt provide any further context. The built in free speech moderator does not want to upset any particular individualโฆ. Share at your own risk.
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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Mar 21
Please donโt send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.
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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Donald Trump is now officially an octogenarian and he won't have a clue what that means.
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Trump broke his promise, got tens of thousands of civilians murdered, and is now going to great lengths to distract us from this.
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Since returning to office (510 days):
- Visited his own properties 187 days (37% of days in office)
- Played golf 115 times (23% of days in office)
- Spent 78% of weekends at one of his properties (113 of 145 weekend days)
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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
How are we supposed to give a flying fuck that Elon is a trillionaire when the guy literally used his power to END programs that fed the poorest people on Earth?
Fuck that selfish asshole, and fuck his trillion dollars helping nobody but his damn self.
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I've blocked so many MAGA accounts, Twitter asked if I was trying to de-platform Alabama.
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A billion is a thousand million.
A TRILLION is a thousand BILLION.
I say pitchforks.
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