Play-by-Play Commentator and local Cowboys/Rockets hater #GoSpursGo #FlyEaglesFly

Joined November 2011
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6 Mar 2022
HUGE MILESTONE!! I got to commentate NBA G league basketball today!! This is my voice the league just tweeted out 🥲
Robert Woodard II in his @austin_spurs debut: 21 PTS | 7 REB | 3 AST | 3 REB | 2 STL | 8-12 FGS 💪
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Jun 14
RT @Vfynn_: 🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials: “I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful…
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Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals
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Ticketmaster is reportedly canceling and refunding Game 5 NBA Finals tickets purchased by fans who live outside a 150-mile radius of San Antonio — without notice 😳, per @nypost Some Knicks fans who already flew into town and booked hotels are reportedly having their tickets canceled at the last minute 😬
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This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Jealous of everyone excited for the World Cup to start today cause mentally I’m still up 29 points in the NBA finals
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Jun 11
Spurs fans, if you’ve given up and want to sell your tickets to Knicks fans, just do the right thing and give them to me We don’t lose when I’m in the building 😤
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you stupid fucking idiot
Watched an entire first half with a smile that was fun
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fuck it you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first spurs in 7
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Jun 11
Ray Allen 2013 bad
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fuck it spurs in 7
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Mitchell Robinson flagrant vs. Wemby 😳 "I'm in your head, boy." —Wemby
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Richard Jefferson is the most embarrassingly biased announcer I have ever had the displeasure of listening to
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Wemby SHOVES Brunson 👀

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Jun 6
Wemby NBA Finals so far: 27.5PPG 10.5RPG 3.5BPG 40.5%FG 26.7%3PT 54%TS 3 Shai Vs The Spurs 25.9PPG 8.9APG 2.9RPG 40.9%FG 28.6% 3PT 55%TS -35 Offensive "lemon" vs "greatest scorer of all time"
Man we was deadass robbed of Shai v. Brunson clutch hoops, this nigga is such a lemon
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“Back out to Allen. His 3 pointer bang” beat me in to the ground to prepare for times like this
Spurs fans will never recover from this pic 😭
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every time I open this app I’m forced to re-live that game losing sequence from Wemby 😫
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Me still believing in Wemby while the whole timeline turns against him

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This 22 yr old got 29 pts, 9 rebs and 4 blocks in an nba finals game and yall wanna shit on him. F you all. Hope all the fair weather fans gtfo please. Real ones can stay. Spurs in 6
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fuck these guys spurs in 6
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Jun 4
Same guy who said we wouldn’t beat Minnesota after game one 🙄😒
Kendrick Perkins says Wemby got exposed last night 😳 “I’ma tell the Spurs fans this: Y’all got a problem. Y’all have a serious problem. The DPOY got exposed last night.” (h/t @NBA__Courtside )
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