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Replying to @liamgallagher
You making it through that 2 hour and 15 minute set?
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Right then why are usa on demon mode
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“I didn’t believe at any point we would play in the champions league”from the account called ucl and hove Albion
Replying to @MikeJCPFC
no i didn't. not at any point. but that isnt the point. we were still able to qualify at the start of the last game of the season. so any Brighton fans thinking about it were not delusional. just hopeful.
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Replying to @PalaceReport
Defending transitions, winning duels and aerially
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They just got a random black guy and said yeah fuck it for rashford 😭😭
The casting for Cole Palmer is cracking me up 😭 #DearEngland
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Palace in Lake Como 😍 We are delighted to announce that we will participate in the second edition of the Como Cup in late July as part of our pre-season preparations for the 2026/27 season, with our matches streamed LIVE on Palace TV .
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better analytics, better recruitment model, more stability in ownership, a proven strategic model. we've been a slow gradual climb, you've been more of a burst of success purely due to right manager, right squad, right time. we've managed to keep consistent in the-
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Nah you couldn’t write it 😭
Defeat in the FA Cup final.
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We got to a Europa League final. You can’t even get in the competition 😂😂🤣🤣 Levels
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1 Sep 2024
“European Push” 🥶🥶
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This cannot be real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Peña riéndose del tatuaje por haber perdido la final. No habéis entendido nada y nunca lo entenderéis. Esto no va de trofeos. Esto esto es amor.
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the crystal palace discord server is now writing yaoi fanfiction
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Since this tweet Mateta has scored in a European final been called up to the France World Cup squad welbeck bottled europa league and got snubbed by England 👍🏻 #cpfc
2 Aug 2025
Welbeck did this in 45 minutes btw. I know my goat
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Champions of europe, keo album announced and pay day in 8 days 😍
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All this just for him to drop a stinker
Replying to @Phillyconcarne
The baldness adds to the fear so much like if a guy is that bald he has nothing to lose
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Hey mate I’m interested in this any chance I can have it for a tenner?
24 Aug 2025
Palace away #NFFC
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Shown 2 vallencano goals and 2 goals palace conceded and none we scored yeah okay eufa
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#CPFC romaining in Europe 🤞🏻
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Adam Wharton dudududu
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He hasn’t played in 7 games?
Who do Crystal Palace need to watch out for tonight? Isi Palazon will return to action for Rayo Vallecano. He was banned for SEVEN games in La Liga after abusing the referee from the bench! His last two games were in the Conference League! He's one of the more creative players for Rayo, averaging 2.29 key passes per game in his last ten appearances (only Yeremy Pino has more across both squads). He's 1.90 for a SoT across 90 minutes and extra time. This is something he's achieved in each of the last 5 games in the Conference League.
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