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Ash_vs_Evil_Tran retweeted
I was just arrested for trying to make The Office today
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Is there a way to fix the impossibly to click tiny NoVa counties?
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California GOP have terrible geography.
Basically all Dem cities have been either packed or cracked and I still couldn't get them up to 40% of CDs.
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While trying to find this tweet I found out that his mom was a teacher.
Conservatives really are just mental 12yos mad at their mommy for making them brush their teeth.
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My absolute favorite “Stephen King Moment” is in The Long Walk where a character literally keels over and dies from blue balls.
As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)
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2020 primary memes were honestly peak.
‘28 has big shoes to fill
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Genuinely thought this was a parody until I saw who posted it
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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I still don't get purple
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Ash_vs_Evil_Tran retweeted
Jun 14
It’s funny, motocross at the White House is, like, fine with me. But here’s an example of something that is genuinely unforgivable but that a lot of people seem to have moved right past.
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What’s hilarious is that the original comic is exactly how environmental activists talk about Nuclear.
Then: Nuclear is too dangerous
Now: Ok, it’s fine, but it’s not economical anymore lets just stick to solar
Its funny because its not impossible to fix at all. It would take ages, and we would all be dead and future generations would replace us, but its possible still. we will never see it fixed in our life time unless we found some magic cure but we could start with nuclear power
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Ash_vs_Evil_Tran retweeted
The J6er who smeared poop on the walls of the Capitol didn't realize it at the time, but he was writing the foundational text of the modern conservative movement
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When your manager is gonna cut you once you’re done restocking
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Ash_vs_Evil_Tran retweeted
Jun 11
“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
“That is the only time he can be brave.”
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Ash_vs_Evil_Tran retweeted
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when she invites you over to her sex dungeon and the sex dragon is there too
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This is how unemployed right wing egirls look when they don't commit to the bit
A general rule of thumb when it comes to saying the N-Word is that it can only be funny if it ruins your life. I don’t care about some unemployed right wing egirl mumbling it into the mic so none of the black people around her can hear. Call me when there are stakes…
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Literally couldn't understand a single word without the quote.
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The rioters set an Irish man's house on fire.
"I told them before they lit the fire. This is my house here. I'm sure they didn't care anyway. I thought I was one of their own... I understand that they're all angry, but I've just lost a home."
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They need to put one of those video portals in Atlanta and Tbilisi
If you need me I’m over on instagram watching a Georgian dance ensemble boogie to Future
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Ash_vs_Evil_Tran retweeted
Republicans are actual demons in human flesh man wtf
Jun 9
And to no one's surprise, Republicans would literally rather have you kill yourself than transition.
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Me asking how to pay the turnstile and being told to jump it because it's broken and they don't plan to fix it.
Jun 9
While in America I’ve had like 3 instances where I’ve went to pay for stuff like the bus or drinks and I’m just waved off and told it’s free and I’m so confused as to why this keeps happening
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Nobody was asking this because it's obviously George
do u think beatles fangirls were asking this in the 60s
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