Storyteller, fixer of broken toys, dreamer of used bookstores, father, husband, child of God.

Joined October 2010
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Hard to believe a pastor and pollster would use phrase “literally true” in a poll. Meaning “fully true” or “Contains no symbolism?” Take a single hermeneutics class and you’d say “not literally true.” And so would unbelievers. It lumps extreme opposites into the same group.
Huge majorities of evangelicals support women preaching on Sunday morning from behind the pulpit. Support among evangelicals who believe the Bible is literally true and attend church multiples a week: 76%. It's honestly hard to find demographic groups who aren't >60% in favor
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It so obviously unconstitutional, I’m not sure which possibility is worse: 1. @LouisvilleMayor was too dumb to know 2. He knew and thought he’d win anyway 3. He knew he’d lose but was willing to waste taxpayers hard earned money for political posturing.
Louisville spent a fortune to force Chelsey Nelson to photograph same sex marriages under its nondiscrimination laws. When combined with the litigation costs, the case likely cost the city and the courts millions to deny protected constitutional rights. jonathanturley.org/2026/03/2…
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People are going to be so insufferable in this era. "I can vibe code this; the product is worthless." As if running a business and selling a product were just code.
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Things I like to do in the summer with my kids: 1. Drive in movies 2. Catching fireflies 3. Night swimming 4. Fireworks 5. Fire pits w/smores 6. Stargazing 7. Decent bedtimes All of these are made more difficult by DST when the sky doesn’t get dark until nearly 10pm.
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A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas & home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.
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Stop the twice-a-year clock change. Standard time was the U.S. norm until 1918. Permanent DST was tried in 1974 and abandoned after public backlash and safety concerns. Shifting clocks doesn’t change sunrise or sunset, only our body clocks. Make standard time year-round. | William Shughart
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There is no need to go through the stupidest ritual of modern life next weekend. More daylight is coming this month without the foolishness of changing our clocks. @SaveStandard Time!
Brighter days ahead! ☀️ Northern areas, including Seattle, gain over 100 minutes of daylight in March! While daylight saving time begins on March 8, the month's biggest change is the rapid increase in daylight. bit.ly/4snpLeq
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Replying to @Paladin07041776
Lmao. Wow.
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My threshold for the plausibility of AI film-making is if anyone is able to use AI to create a cinematic version of The Last Battle of the Chronicles of Narnia I don't even mean the entire book. I mean literally the last battle. From when Shift the Ape tells the animals that Tashlan will no longer appear to them to the moment Prince Tirian flings himself into the stable. This is a well-contained scene. It has a few well-defined characters, it takes place in a single space, and it's a reasonably short duration. You could probably pull it off with about 15 minutes of screen time. The scene is tremendously cinematic. It's tremendously dark and sad... too dark for anyone to ever make it into a real film. "Narnia" is a kids series but "Last Battle" is about honor and dignity and the duty to fight evil even when you know evil will win. No one is going to turn that into a movie. To me, AI filmmaking will be real when it can be used to tell these stories. Otherwise, it's another toy.
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The popularity of pastors with podcasts who spend it doing nothing but reacting and “owning” people has to be one of the most unattractive things recently about the American church. There’s something so deeply narcissistic and arrogant to think you’re an expert on every topic you cover on a podcast and that everyone you’re reacting to is wrong.
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To vote yes on this would be absolutely insane, yet nearly every Republican voted to pretend that a day is not a day.
The law requires Congress to permit a vote on Presidential emergencies within 15 days of being declared. Today the Speaker is trying to pass a resolution that literally says a day is not a day, just to avoid voting on the emergencies that underpin the tariffs. Smoke & mirrors!
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You should be less worried about how often Massie votes against Republicans and more concerned about often Republicans vote against Massie.
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Oof. This is too funny.
Replying to @misfitpatriot_
Hmm this is weird
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Actually, I've known Carolyn for 15 years, starting back when she was working for Ron Paul's Campaign for Liberty, so she's more right-wing than the boorish oaf who wrote this
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This is juvenile-level trolling and beneath the office of the President. It's also incendiary and not doing anything to persuade anyone about our first amendment's guarantee of religious liberty. It arouses hostility and is completely counter-productive. This isn't a joke. Do better.
When life gives you lemons... ⛓️
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He’s been trolling a Christian artist’s social media for days over his personal convictions. Then, tonight, he took a personal dig at that artist at the end of his speech. I’ll continue to pray for Jelly Roll……and his wife.
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He wasn’t even hospitalized. Not a chance this is real. As an ER doctor, I have never discharged a patient with “internal bleeding” (which needs to be more specific. Internal bleeding is not a medical diagnosis)
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
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RT @JosiahHawthorne: Can we at least agree that armed men... screaming unclear instructions... at civilians who aren't trained to react u…
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The thief on the cross only had a very short time but because he believed in Jesus he made it to paradise. Don’t give up on God Scott
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