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So @JohnSwinney @StephenFlynnSNP are off to support @ScotlandNT at the World Cup in the USofA. Pity they couldn’t support the team to fly there on a national carrier but hey ho never mind great exposure for Icelandic airways.
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May 21
Auld Reekie looking resplendent last night, all the way down the East Lothian coast to North Berwick Law
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keith bradshaw retweeted
May 13
In 5 days the following has happened;
Hearts denied stonewall penalty v Motherwell
Celtic scored an offside goal v Rangers
Celtic stonewall red card v rangers not reviewed by VAR
Motherwell denied stonewall penalty v Celtic
Celtic given dodgy pen v Motherwell
Beyond a joke
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May 13
Unbelievable Jeff 😎
May 13
Seriously that is never a handball at Fir Park. The boy headed it 20 yards. The ref takes one look after VAR calls him over. Embarrassing for Scottish football.
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May 13
Not been a season tix holder at tynecastle for 20yrs, (was at Dens 40yrs ago) and have fallen out of love with footie but I honestly hope that HMFC go out and beat theses See You Next Tuesdays on Saturday
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Apr 24
Dubai, Paris, Amsterdam and now Monaco, someone loving life travelling the world playing rugby 7s, not to mention a return to Dubs in November 🤞🤞. @ChieftainsRC @HBMB7s
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Pure dead brilliant 👇
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Not sure if it's politically correct these days or not but this 👇 made me laugh 🤣🤣
Apr 8
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 19 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, “No, this is my first time.”
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.
It was empty. “Just a minute,” she said and walked to the door and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, “Do these excite you?”she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
“Well, come on,” she said, 'We don't have much time.”
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
“Did you put that condom on?” she asked.
I said, “I sure did,” and held up my thumb to show her!
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Just one man and his dog enjoying a stroll in the spring sunshine, @M50STV take it you’ve been out playing Turnhouse again 😎😎
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keith bradshaw retweeted
Mar 31
The Hound of the Baskervilles is 87 today. First of 14 films with Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes and Nigel Bruce as Dr. Watson, it’s a cinema landmark, defining the duo’s on-screen image for a generation. For many, Rathbone remains the quintessential World's Greatest Detective
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Mar 21
It’s Game Day, 🏴 top 2 club sides go tete a tete in the 🏴 Premiership Final and my wee lad starts. Go well son
@jimhamilton4
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Mar 18
Let’s go @ChieftainsRC Best of luck boys
“I think for any player, in any position, playing in a Premiership Final is really special”
Currie Chieftains describe how it feels to be part of the Arnold Clark Premiership Final on Saturday 👏
The game will be available to watch on @bbcalba YouTube and iPlayer 📺
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Mar 15
What Sunday afternoons should be, drinking wine over looking the Mediterranean in the sunshine with the love of your life ❤️❤️ #nice
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