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✅ 16th June 2006: Lionel Messi, aged 18, gets goal and assist in World Cup
✅ 16th June 2026: Lionel Messi, aged 38, scores two goals in World Cup
The longevity is INSANE. 🇦🇷🤯
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Hate watching Messi next even though it’s bait he’s getting customary penalty
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Dopamine I get when the big players perform on the biggest stage is too nuts
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Algerian talking stage got mad at me for celebrating all 3 Messi goals
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Microsoft Teams glitch is showing me as “Away”, baby I’m here
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Messi’s creative passing & finishing are best in the world level. But instead of acting as a dribbler all the time, he’s now moving into smart spaces off-the-ball to utilise both skill-sets. Even his 2022 World Cup version was more of a dribbler. But now it’s about his elite IQ.
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Never been so less enthusiastic about an #England World Cup campaign than this.
There's not a single manager in the world - barring TT - who would have the likes of Chalobah, Spence, Quansah, Henderson, Madueke ahead of Maguire, TAA, MGW, Foden, Palmer etc.
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why did we stop having 24 hour supermarkets btw
Two women eat sandwiches in a 24 hour Tesco store after a night out drinking (2008)
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🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso was NOT informed by Chelsea that Marc Cucurella was joining Real Madrid!
HE FOUND OUT THROUGH @FabrizioRomano's tweet! @MatteMoretto
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Putting a kaffir above your prophets
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The way people speak on Mbappe is crazy to me. He is the premier threat in world football
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Honestly mane is super washed
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Klose being the all time World Cup top goalscorer always felt strange.
Finally we have someone more worthy of the crown.
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