Tea Drinker, Casual Gamer, Rage Quitter
Joined November 2015
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13 Apr 2017
I know I've gotten better at #Overwatch when my death isn't in the #playofthegame
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28 Apr 2018
7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag*
Me: Where are you going?
7: To war.
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16 Apr 2018
I played Mario Kart with my 5-year-old to teach her not to be a sore loser.
Then she beat me.
Now we're not speaking.
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31 Mar 2018
3-year-old: Mommy married you.
Me: Yeah.
3: Why?
Wife: Nobody knows.
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23 Mar 2018
When you leave Texas and then suddenly feel super outta place.
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6 Mar 2018
They discovered a new species of cat that's like an ocelot but smaller and they DID NOT name it the ocelittle. What are you doing, biologists??
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7 Mar 2018
Things to remember: to call home, and The Alamo.
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1 Mar 2018
Accurate. Especially when we find ourselves having to leave state lines.
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14 Feb 2018
Mardi Gras, because Catholics like to party.
Ash Wednesday, because we also like to feel bad about it.
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5 Feb 2018
spent 6 hours to cook👏but worth it. #MonsterHunterWorld #モンスターハンターワールド
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2 Feb 2018
We Texans try to stick to the four main food groups: tacos, breakfast tacos, street tacos, and guac.
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25 Jan 2018
After watching @JamesRoday & @DuleHill killing it on #Psych I am rewatching Scooby Doo using what I learned and solving the crime before the gang does #jinkies
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