Three decade science career. Husband, father, maker of stuff, tilter of windmills, catcher of fish. Smart ass tendencies. #GoBeavs

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Train wreck. As in: Two hundred-car bullet trains heading in opposite directions colliding on a bridge over a 1500' canyon while carrying explosives and radioactive materials, which rains hellfire on the Kindergarten/day care/orphanage facility at the canyon bottom. More or less
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🚨 BREAKING: Wow. This heart-rending ad, when tested, moves swing-state men 2.5 points away from Trump. Massive. Please share everywhere. Women are dying NOW in states with extreme bans. If Republicans win, a national abortion ban is next. Don't look away. #MAGAAbortionBan
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Oh puhlease, He’s not “disappointed”, he’s surprised. A working hypothesis has been falsified. That’s science. They will add this information to the data and generate a new hypothesis. That’s how progress is made.
Scientists disappointed after finding out that ancient Egyptians were black Your comments on this
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Major hat tip to the guy throwing BP. To be able to place it on that outside edge time after time is a really nice skill set.
“Anybody can hit homers in BP. Especially to the pull side. Line drives turn into home runs in the game. You might have a boring BP but your stats aren’t boring.” Freddie Freeman #TalkinHitting
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Eminem has some choice words for these dumbass Repubes! 😅😅🤣🤣💙💙💙💙💙🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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Why is this not in the million view range yet?

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Bravo. Beautifully executed, and so truthful has to be absolutely nauseating.
Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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Holy…Listen to every word. This is exactly right. White men: start handling your boys. (If you are offended by this, you might be the problem.)

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Why silence a wildlife advocacy group? The only way to beat the censorship algorithm (we've had a 95% drop in views/impressions since M Usk took over) is to encourage participation by asking you to like, retweet and following. Help us get the message out Retweet & follow
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Here is Ivana Trump's story taken word for word from divorce court documents. This happened. We can't ignore it. "Your doctor has ruined me!" he screams at Ivana. Donald flings her down onto the bed, then pins back her arms and grabs her by the hair. The part of her head he is grabbing corresponds to the spot on his head where a scalp reduction operation has been done. Donald starts ripping out Ivana's hair by the handful as if he's trying to make her feel the same kind of pain that he is feeling. Ivana starts crying and screaming. The entire bed is covered with strands of her golden locks. But Donald is not finished. He rips her clothes and unzips his pants. Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified. This is not lovemaking. This is not romantic sex. It is a violent assault. She later describes what Donald is doing to her in no uncertain terms. According to the version she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, "He raped me." When Donald finally pulls out, Ivana jumps up from the bed. Then she runs upstairs to her mother's room. She locks the door and stays there crying for the rest of the night. The next morning Ivana musters up the courage to return to the master bedroom. Donald is there waiting for her. He leaves no doubt that he knows exactly what he did to her the night before. As she looks at him in horror at her ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with a menacing casualness, "Does it hurt?" Don't let MAGA close their eyes and cover their ears to these facts. Pass this on. Yes, I'm telling you there's a chance. #DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited #ProudBlue
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Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize. Joe Biden received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Kamala Harris received Time Person of the Year. Donald Trump got a French Fry certification pin. 🤣
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If you watch one video today, let it be this one!! These beautiful souls speak the truth about America. If it stings a little to hear some of it, you might need to look into why that #DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE
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“Now the Hamburglar, THAT guy was hung. He had a hog so massive it would reduce a woman’s cooch to rubble. Did you all get toys in your Happy Meals?”
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Trump at McDonald’s being shown how French fries are made
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Real talk.
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This is a masterclass in satire from Springfield Ohio.
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Bless these women! Harris/Walz supporters “Live from the Villages.” Let’s get this reposted 600 times. 1 for every postcard these lovable ladies are writing! #USDemocracy
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All great questions.
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This is so well said. ❤️❤️❤️
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