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Holy smokes, 75th Street in southeast Kansas City as you head toward 71. Perhaps the bumpiest road in town. We need to put y’all on the next resurfacing list. Will share with @MShawKC and the Public Works team!
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29 Oct 2022
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When you play sand volleyball with people who travel for work
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19 Jul 2022
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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60 wheelchair bound people crawl up the steps of the Capitol Building in demonstration of the need for the Americans with Disabilities Act, which would be signed into law months later. (1990)
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go off alan
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⚽️TICKET GIVEAWAY⚽️ Are you as excited for Saturday’s @SportingKC home opener as we are? We are giving away FOUR tickets to the game. To be qualified to win, you need to: 1) Be following us 2) RT this post 3) Comment on this post Winner chosen at random at noon Friday 3/4.
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That's Springfield for ya 🤣
12 Jan 2022
My hometown had a city council meeting about changing the city flag and it turned into an episode of Parks and Rec
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2022 looks like a typo. Let’s just make it 2222. Much more visually satisfying, and time means nothing anyway.
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The first half of this video is already incredible. And then it kicks it into another gear.

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My parents just snapchatted me a video of them day drinking at a bar on a Saturday watching corgi races... I love it 😊
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Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter
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“Where’s the Pride flag?” “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”
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Looks like Sideshow Bob is back on the loose.
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14 May 2021
I love that it's normalized to ask the name of people's dogs without asking the owner's names. I have enough human names to remember but I have the brain space to fit Mr. Spaghetti.
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