Don’t pretend this is temporary. This is universal. It’s constant. I’ve spoken to your teams about it in Kent for years and you do nothing. The signal has got worse but your prices have gone up. @O2 is the worst for signal.

Mohamed is doing perfectly fine and neither he nor I prefer to discuss sensitive future plans with people not involved in them. Both he and I are very private about these things. Yes, people may ask and they may get a standard polite response but that’s about it.

Ed Balls

Profound apologies to everyone whose travel has been disrupted on Thursday evening by the trespass incident at Retford, a train failure at Stevenage and other incidents. Despite the best efforts of @LNER and @NetworkRailEC colleagues, we were unable to get many of you to your destination on Thursday evening and I am very sorry for this extreme inconvenience. LNER services on Friday 17 April will be subject to alteration as the extended closure of the route on Thursday means that trains and crews are out of position. We will restore services back to normal as soon as we can - please follow LNER on social media and WhatsApp for updates.

Ladies and gentlemen Sunday 17 May. Clear your diaries. Booooooooom WEMBLEY HERE WE COME Up The F*cking Cocks! 🐓

12 | Booooom George Lutaaya over head kick to put us 0.1 up Punjab 0 Cockfosters 1 Up The Cocks! 🐓

This is a total misunderstanding of the constitutional role of Parliament. Our system was never intended to be dominated solely by party politicians. The Commons represents the people, while the Lords has historically reflected the wider institutions and power brokers of the nation - the Church, the judiciary, the aristocracy, and independent expertise. Hereditary peers provide a living link to our history and bring an independence from the narrow tribalism of party politics. That continuity has long been a unique strength of our parliamentary system, not a weakness.

"Why not do it now? There's no logical reason that I can see why we shouldn't send some peaceful ground forces there to show our support" Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson, tells Laura Kuenssberg the UK should now send troops to Ukraine to ‘flip a switch’ in Putin’s head

I’m afraid I’m not having that from Mo Salah. It’s been clear to everyone that he’s having a dip in form. It happens to the best. Left out? Yes. Understandably. Arne Slot praised his professional attitude last week. You work to get back in. This smacks of wanting ‘an out’

🚨 Curtis Jones: “It’s unacceptable. I don't even have the words. I'm past being angry and sad”. “As of now we're in the shit and it needs to change. We still have that badge on our chest. We need to try to get this team back to where it needs to be”.

You're right. I've been campaigning on this since 2007. Council tax (Eng&Scot) is STILL based on a flawed stop-gap valuation done by driving by homes in 2nd gear in 1991. The system is broken. YET when I've asked about it, all parties, incl yours, have shied away from any change

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

You are a craven coward