Joined April 2018
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Jun 15
my mom trying to sneak in the big-ass piano she hates with the lot of small furniture I'll be grabbing from her
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Jun 15
work on your reading compression
Jun 15
The screenshot isn't saying that. You need to work on your reading compression.
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Jun 13
The Golden Corral Favorites test restaurant closed 🥺 it was my favorite location
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Jun 12
I am once again asking the internet to influence my academic future
10 minute Typeform survey for my UPenn class on overwhelming internet experiences
pls help me graduate 😂
form.typeform.com/to/Omj32mc…
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Jun 11
I just got the best eBay message from another seller (they're so right)
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Jun 8
you could call my beater a Tesla with how many batteries I've put in it
you can't trust anybody that talks about how good their car is. tell me all the unique ways your car sucks or I know you've never held a wrench in your life
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Jun 7
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Jun 5
I have derelict half-stick of Ocean Blue Soft Touch eyeliner from Merle Norman that I refuse to use until I find an exact match or they bring it back
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Jun 5
There are so many products and product lines that "limited" means almost nothing to me atp
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Jun 4
If he could read he'd be very mad about you calling him him/his
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Jun 3
The neighborhood cat almost got away with a tiny rabbit from our yard the other day and while I didn't like it, I imagine our indoor cat, who saw the entire ordeal, felt as though she saw her first football goal
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Jun 2
To contribute towards "quality content", I need you to GIVE me some "quality content", X
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May 27
I finally got it done and posted🥹For this month's project, I turned a men’s 3XL Carhartt workman's jumpsuit into a women's XS midi dress and matching cropped jacket!
youtube.com/shorts/JKkEutsr2…
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May 21
One more LiDAR bro and then we can detect water. Just one more LiDAR bro. Bro please. I promise just one more. One more LiDAR please bro.
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May 21
I can't view the comments or profile of a protected post, but I can view the protected post, like, and comment on it?
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May 19
The female urge to sever my spine, rotate my torso 180°, and rub a microphone in my hair while on the toilet
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May 18
They are locating the 1% just for Clavicular
May 16
>gets invited to an interview
*mogged*
>gets to the court room
*mogged again*
The universe is embarrassing him everywhere he goes😭
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