A perfectly NORMAL a/c for sharing choice quotes from @beefanddairy while enjoying our great nation's rail network. What exactly is 'weird' about that, Helen?
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27 Jan 2023
22-Jan-23 • Episode 92
I felt such guilt that a convicted serial killer had been freed because of a mistake I'd made. You can only begin to imagine the relief I felt when he killed again and went back to prison.
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3 Mar 2025
I don't think they have heard the podcast, or they'd be rethinking their Friday headliner. #alittlebitmorechapelgoin
28 Feb 2025
The organisers of Reading and Leeds must have heard the podcast. Every teenager’s favourite Fred Durst added to this year’s lineup.
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25 Feb 2025
🎶It’s pie way
Pie way or the pieway🎶
Episode 119 • February 2025
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25 Feb 2025
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25 Feb 2025
New episode out today!
Featuring Matt Apodaca as the CEO of Jerry's Wood Roasted Shelf Stable Deep Fill Hot Pies and Tom Neenan as our old friend Doctor Sam Archer.
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31 Jan 2025
🎶 That’s life (that’s life)
That’s what all the people say
You’re the oldest milkman in April, but what of May…
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31 Jan 2025
New episode out today!
We talk to the oldest milkman in the world.
Featuring:
John Rutledge aka Eggsy from GLC aka Johnny Eggs
and as always the fabulous @LinneaSage
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31 Jan 2025
The only thing I pass on the left-hand side is a piping hot gravy boat.
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31 Jan 2025
For 10% off your first order of Beef Boost Hippo Hormones, simply use the code MILKMYHIPPO.
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31 Dec 2024
Take a moment today to think back across the major news stories from the beef and dairy world in 2024. We couldn't cover them all here but we gave it a good go: open.spotify.com/episode/3sh…
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25 Dec 2024
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25 Dec 2024
Happy Beefhead!
MAY THE JUSTICE OF BIRDS PREVAIL
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23 Dec 2024
Spotify Unwrapped for those involved, or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.
23 Dec 2024
As Beefhead nears, a new episode of B&DN rises like sparrows from a basket.
We look back over the big news stories of 2024.
Featuring
@jess_ransom
Michael Clarke
@georgefouracres
@LinneaSage
@HenryPaker
@mrmikewozniak
and writing by @HelenRPrice
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1 Dec 2024
Looking forward to hearing this message ringing out (in a Deep South accent) from the pulpit at St Catherine’s, Bromley this evening.
1 Dec 2024
As we enter advent, think about this: maybe we need a little less Chappell Roan, and a little more chapel goin'. Just something to mull over. 🙏🏼
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28 Nov 2024
Pics of Newcastle station’s Greggs and quotes from @beefanddairy are also available at the 🦋 place that rhymes with coo pie if you want your quotes and pics less tainted by the offal of doom.
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27 Nov 2024
Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend, who just happens to be the Christ child.
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23 Nov 2024
For those interested in the current news about the passing on of family farms through inheritance - we touched on this back in August 2022 in our episode "Squandered Inheritance" when we spoke to Bovine Farmers Union outreach officer Rosemary Tongs.
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18 Nov 2024
I'll take my rich beef sausages HOT TO GO!
18 Nov 2024
New episode out today!
The Lord is your shepherd? Not at St Catherine's in Bromley he isn't.
Featuring:
@matthewcrosby as Rev Hillary Block ⛪
Tom Burgess as Father Simon Featherby ✝️
@mmaarrow as the Bible📕
@LinneaSage as the voice of Mitchell's 🇺🇸
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17 Nov 2024
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30 Oct 2024
Thank you for the kind words about this ep- I loved writing it and getting some comedy royalty in along with me. As well as this star, of course
30 Oct 2024
had the honour of writing the Halloween episode of my favourite podcast. All star cast. Dare you? X
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30 Oct 2024
Episode 115 • 30-Oct-24
I don’t think that’s part of God’s plan, darling.
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