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Uranus Alchemist @Bellpipe41

Great Ape / Godless northern oik / Rock & Metal / Rik Mayall appreciator / Sneering gobshite / Blocked by Ken Ham, Ray Comfort, and Frank Turek

Joined December 2013
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Uranus Alchemist@Bellpipe41
23 Mar 2021
Your god is fictional. The earth is round. Evolution is fact. Qanon is batshit. Vaccines work. Astrology is bollocks. Metal rules. End.
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1972 laptop! 🤦🏻‍♂️ @marybaphomet I’m submitting this for ‘Stupidest thing you’ll read today’
🧘🏿‍♂️🪔@I_am_Donda
5 Nov 2021
Replying to @AustralisPiper @earthisaglobe @Neladinho @LahVokha @benils2108 @Shamase___ @NZerkee @lumekaaveknew @MORENA_BARENA @Rhadebelihle @GattusoRamsh @la_revolucion99 @Rofhiwa_Robz @TCASRA1
Everyone on the Apollo was a photographer? They all dumped footage onto the same laptop and never bothered to check their individual work? 😂1972 was definitely Wild times
In the bigeening Dog creeated the hevans and the errth. - Geensis
Prof Alice Roberts💙
@theAliceRoberts
5 Nov 2021
Some more lovely feedback arrived in my inbox this morning.
I slept in my Death t-shirt because it’s Symbolic.
Melissa@manchestermelly
23 Sep 2021
I slept in my Nirvana t-shirt and... Nevermind.
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Rebecca Ryder 💙@rebecca_ryder21
17 Sep 2021
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I feel like this should be in Viz’s Top Tips.
mariana Z
@mariana057
2 Sep 2021
Life hack... You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.
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When your lies or stupidity (or both) catch up with you.
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It has been a couple of hours now since the global #PrayerToEndAtheism started, but I’m still an atheist. How long does it take to work? *continues listening to Deicide
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There I was, thinking it didn’t work because prayers do nothing… and all along it was because we were praying too. I… erm… ah… no!
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𝕀𝕧𝕒𝕟💥@StarStuff_ivan
3 Aug 2021
Get a self driving car
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𝗞 O 𝗧 𝗔 𝗪 𝗜@kotawi
3 Aug 2021
Well this will be a good test of the power of prayer. See y’all on the 13th!
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Anyone with “Fiction writer” on their resumé is nailed-on to get a callback. Apply now!
Answers in Genesis
@AiG
23 Jul 2021
We're hiring! Explore open positions at Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and the Ark Encounter. answersingenesis.org/about/j…
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Missing the mark
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Scott Benton. Tory MP co-chair of the parliamentary group on eating disorders. “My account was hacked” excuse incoming in 3… 2… 1…
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Take That Darwin@TakeThatDarwin
19 Jun 2021
Creationists’ problem isn’t that they have the wrong answers. The problem is that they don’t even know enough to ask meaningful questions. Educating them is like taking a blind cave fish to a silent film festival. They don’t have the tools to get anything out of the experience.
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Elisha ben Abuyah@Elishabenabuya
29 May 2021
Boss: "You sure that's the right word?" Writer: "Well, 80% sure." Boss: "OK, let's run with it"
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This is... it’s... erm... What?!?!
Hemant Mehta
@hemantmehta
29 May 2021
I've seen a lot of videos from Creationists, but the level of stupidity in this clip is astonishing. friendlyatheist.patheos.com/…
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Murder, devastation, war, and general horror. God: I’m too busy! Potential puddles in John’s driveway. God: Sit tight, dude. I’m on it! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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I can’t. To see Anne Frank, a child murdered by nazis dragged on twitter by people who think they’re oppressed, but whose worst hardship is being without wifi for 5mins or not being able to get a turmeric latte, is too much. Fuck off and keep fucking off until the end of time.
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