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Elon Musk X - What he should say - Parody retweeted
SpaceX buying Tesla sounds crazy… until you look at the clues. I made a full breakdown of the Tesla–SpaceX merger theory: the SpaceX IPO setup, tiny float, index buying, lockups, July/August timing window, S&P 500 angle, and Elon’s control structure. A lot of this framework comes from the detailed work of @TeslaBoomerMama, who has been digging into the filings and market mechanics behind this theory. Watch here: youtu.be/OaAMg_yF4Dw
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Replying to @RandyWKirk1
Just received 420 shares (44%) of my request. Just can't make this sh1t up! Hilarious! 😂🤣
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Replying to @KokatonicB
$TSLA target 1 reached.
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New software release happening now in Australia Model Y 26.8.3.10 . Looks like new features include unpark, reverse and park capabilities and improved FSD metrics. @SawyerMerritt @herbertong @elonmusk
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Apr 23
Tesla is deploying $50 BILLION across 6 factories, a chip fab, robot production lines, AI supercomputers, lithium refineries, and solar manufacturing. To put that in perspective: Tesla made $477 million in profit last quarter. And is investing at roughly 100x that rate. Every other CEO on Earth would get fired for that ratio. Elon's doing it on purpose. Here's what he's assembling: - Own chip factory (TERAFAB with Intel, $25 billion, targeting 1 terawatt of AI compute per year) - Own energy grid (Megapacks powering entire cities) - Own robot workforce (Optimus production starting this year, 1 million units per year at Fremont, 10 million per year planned at Giga Texas) - Own transportation network (robotaxi live in Austin, Dallas, Houston with zero accidents, expanding to 9 cities) - Own AI training infrastructure (Cortex 2 supercomputer online, 280,000 GPUs by June) - Own lithium refinery (Texas, ramping now) - Own solar panels (new design with 3x the power zones of conventional panels) - Own satellite compute (80% of TERAFAB output going to SpaceX orbital AI satellites) This is just insane. No company in history has attempted to own this many layers of its own supply chain simultaneously. Amazon took 20 years to become profitable because Bezos reinvested every dollar into infrastructure. Wall Street called him insane the entire time. Elon is running the same playbook but across MORE industries, at a FASTER pace, and with technology that didn't exist 5 years ago. The TERAFAB alone is designed to produce 70% of the output of the world's largest semiconductor foundry. Under one roof. Logic chips, memory, and packaging all vertically integrated. But why is he doing this? Elon said existing suppliers including TSMC, Samsung, and Micron simply cannot supply Tesla at the levels it needs. When you can't buy enough of what you need, you build the factory yourself. That's the Henry Ford playbook from 1920. Ford owned the rubber plantations, the iron mines, the glass factories, the railroads, and the forests that supplied his assembly lines. Elon is doing the same thing. Except his version includes orbital data centers, humanoid robots, and autonomous vehicles. The AI5 chip is already taped out. His team worked 6 months straight through holidays and weekends to finish early. He called it the best edge compute inference chip in existence. They're already designing AI6 AND Dojo 3. Meanwhile Tesla's FSD has 1.3 million paid subscribers globally. Record new subscriptions last quarter. Regulatory approval just landed in the Netherlands. China approvals expected by Q3. While every other automaker is trying to figure out how to compete with BYD on price, Elon is building the infrastructure layer that makes the car almost irrelevant. Because if you own the chips, the energy, the robots, the AI, the transportation network, AND the manufacturing... The car is just the interface. The real product is the ecosystem. Elon is spending $50 billion to build a parallel economy that doesn't depend on anyone else's supply chain, anyone else's chips, or anyone else's energy grid. That's closer to being a country than just a company. And whether you love him or hate him, nobody else alive is even attempting this.
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A predictable anti-EV talking points is: “Sure, but wait until you need a new battery.” You don’t - they tend to outlast the car. But if you did, an avg 64 kWh battery in 2030, after 8 yrs warranty, would cost $5,449. That’s 1 yr of diesel for a Ford Ranger at current rates.
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Drill Drill Drill. Plenty of oil in Australia
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BREAKING: @TeslaAUNZ confirms it is working on v14 and Summon for HW4 in Australia. In a communication dated 4th March 2026, Tesla Australia Director, Thom Drew says; "We are continuing to develop updates, including features such as v14 and summon capabilities. However, due to regional considerations and testing requirements, I am unable to provide specific details or timelines at this time" Hold on folks - it's on the way!
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We now have evidence that gentle parenting doesn’t work. Here’s an uncomfortable truth about parenting no one wants to say out loud: The data is not kind to gentle parenting. According to teenagers, strict curfews. strict bedtimes, screen limits, device drop off times, dedicated homework blocks, and sleepover restrictions IMPROVE higher relationship quality. And yes, parenting difficulty goes up. Of course it does. Leadership is harder than appeasement. For the past decade we have been sold a watered down, Instagram friendly version of “gentle parenting” that often collapses into boundary avoidance, endless negotiation and emotional processing without enforcement. Parents terrified of saying no because they do not want to rupture connection. But connection without authority is not connection. It is dependency. When parents impose structure, the relationship improves. Teenagers report better parent child relationship quality in homes with curfews and rules. Younger kids report better relationships in homes with screen limits and bedtimes. Even device drop off times correlate positively. Why? Because structure is not cruelty. Structure is love made visible. A bedtime says: your brain matters more than your entertainment. A screen limit says: your dopamine system is not fully developed and I will guard it until it is. A curfew says: your safety matters more than your social standing. That is not authoritarianism. That is caring. Boundaries create friction. Friction creates growth. The parent absorbs the short term discomfort so the child does not pay the long term cost. Children do not experience well calibrated limits as rejection. They experience them as stability. The human brain craves predictability. Predictability reduces anxiety. Reduced anxiety strengthens attachment. That is why relationship quality goes up. Notice something else in the data. The strongest effects are around time structure. Bedtime. Homework. Devices. Outside play. These are environmental constraints. They scaffold executive function. The winning formula is not tyranny. It is high warmth plus high structure. The modern failure mode is high warmth plus low structure. That is just abdication of responsibility wrapped in empathy. Children need leadership, not negotiation. They need adults who can tolerate their anger. They need boundaries that do not move every time emotions spike. They need someone whose prefrontal cortex is fully myelinated. The harder path produces the stronger bond. Because when a child feels that someone is strong enough to hold the line, they relax. And relaxed nervous systems build durable relationships.
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Feb 17
2.4M views. what a 24 hours. i genuinely didn't expect this. i wrote that article because i wanted to save people the pain i went through - 80 hours of mistakes, broken configs, money wasted on things that didn't work. i didn't think it'd blow up like this. but it did. and i've had hundreds of DMs, replies, questions - people actually setting up their own agents because of it. that's fucking cool to me. -> so here's what i'm doing next. first - i'm writing another long-form article. this one is going to break down skills vs agents. because that's the number one question i keep getting. "should i build a skill or an agent?" and honestly, skills make way more sense in most cases. i'm going to explain why, walk through the best use-cases, and answer the most common questions i've been getting since the first article dropped. second - i'm going to start doing 'top skills' threads. there are some incredible skills out there that people don't even know about yet. i want to put them on your radar so you can actually start using this stuff and not just read about it. third - and this is the bigger picture for me - i want to dedicate my energy towards making AI agents accessible to everyone. not just devs. not just people who already know what a .json file is. everyone. i'm going to put out as many resources, guides, breakdowns and walkthroughs as i possibly can. because this technology is genuinely going to change how people work and live - and right now, most people don't even know it exists. the first article was just the start. we're cooking. content isn't the only vertical here.
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Well predicted! AJ
Tesla is currently at $405. Ten months ago I shared the attached analysis in which I nailed the current price. Of course, I couldn't know that Elon would be buying $1B in TSLA which pushed the stock at least $50 higher. Otherwise, my prediction would have been spot on. However, despite this unknowable Elon-buying boost the stock still ended up within the projected range. In attached chart I added in black lines marking today. Attached is the link to the analyis from April 2025. This is a good exmaple of the power of this method of which we share the result with members of our investment community. That it's not a fluke is confirmed by our 2024 prediction: we predicted in February 2024 that Tesla would end 2024 around $293. Tesla finished much higher but this was driven by the Trump/Elon victory rally after the presidential election (Nov 5, 24) as evidence by the explosive rally on Trump's win. However, even before the election win boost, the stock had already touched in October 2024 $270 and thus was not far off from our prediction for end of the year. Because my Tesla share price predictions are so accurate I am being universally hated by the Tesla influencer community. Many spread pure coping "nobody can time Tesla". Someone like me proves them wrong, time and time again. They also hate the fact they I don't put out uberbullish price-target nonsense like "Tesla to $1,000 in 2026". Link to April 2025 analysis: x.com/alojoh/status/19165691… Link to February 2024 analysis: x.com/alojoh/status/17629466… @grok can you please verify the claims made in this post by analysing the attached posts?
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Feb 6
Hey Elon, Aussies have enjoying V13, but really want V14.. any plans to bring it down under?
Replying to @TeslaAUNZ
@TeslaAUNZ when will v14 release in Australia? @Tesla_AI
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Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars.
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I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor
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🚗❄️ Today in Lviv, Ukraine, you could see something unusual — a Tesla towing a truck that was stuck in the snow. @Tesla @elonmusk #Tesla
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Waymo driving down the railway tracks. What could possibly go wrong? 😂
Phoenix, AZ (JAN. 07. 2026)- <<DEVELOPING STORY>> Waymo has driven onto the Metro Rail tracks and trapped itself in the rail line. Passenger escaped and darted across roadway. The Sunset Project™️ is gathering additional details and will post in the comments.
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🚨🇺🇸 In this article you find all instructions on how to contact the House Subcommittee Members deciding on FSD on January 13th. Contact at least your Congressperson. Ideally all of us contact all of them. Only few days left, please spend some time on this. And repost please.
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NEWS: Peter Diamandis has just released a new 3 hour podcast with Elon Musk. It was filmed at Tesla's Giga Texas factory lobby, with a Cybercab in the background. Full pod: youtube.com/watch?v=RSNuB9pj…
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I'M BACK !!!! 🥳 🍾🎉 I got my main YouTube channel back !!!! Thanks for all the support and help from everyone in the community MUCH appreciated 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Now...The show most go on 😉
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