The Michael Saylor Broken Promise Tracker 🧵
1/ "Never dilute if it decreases Bitcoin per share."
Broken: Announced today the issuance of 1.4M new common shares to bolster cash reserves and manage STRC stress, mathematically decreasing BPS for common holders.
2/ "Never dilute below 1.22x EV mNAV."
Broken: Floor officially breached today. 1.4M shares were issued at a compressed premium simply to hoard fiat cash rather than accreting Bitcoin.
3/ STRC will act as a stable "money market fund" (3% volatility).
Broken: The preferred stock is now trading like a volatile high-beta asset. 30-day historical volatility hit 11% and the principal plunged to $90.40, breaking its $100 par value.
4/ "There is no second best crypto asset."
Broken: Now heavily promoting DeFi yield protocols and stablecoins (like Apyx and Saturn), as these alternative assets have quietly become STRC's largest holders to absorb the supply.
5/ "We will never sell."
Broken: In May 2026, Strategy Inc. officially sold 32 BTC, permanently shattering the perpetual hold narrative.
6/ The $42B plan will be deployed methodically "over 3 years."
Broken: Burned through the vast majority of the allocation in months, eventually halting purchases entirely due to dividend coverage stress.
7/ "Never dilute below 1.0x basic mNAV."
Broken: Floor entirely abandoned as market premiums collapsed.
8/ "Never dilute below 2.5x basic mNAV."
Broken: This initial floor was quietly abandoned the moment premiums began compressing.
9/ "Zero counterparty risk."
Broken: While technically equity, the massive preferred stack introduces severe systemic risk. The 11.5% yield created a massive annual cash obligation, acting as a structural margin call that is forcing the liquidation of treasury BTC.
10/ "Chasing yield is how you lose your Bitcoin."
Broken: Created STRC to chase yield and is now seemingly in a position where they will need to start selling (losing) their Bitcoin.
11/ Maintain accurate, lawful corporate accounting.
Broken: Caught cooking financial books in 2000, triggering an SEC settlement. The stock wiped out 90% of its value in a single month, ultimately crashing 99.4% from its peak.