Pretty fly for a white guy.

Joined August 2011
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22 Jun 2013
#dylansapussy get it trending
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Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
🚨Outside the White House right now
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I know people don’t want to make the connection, but being defiant and unapologetic in the face of clearly doing some shit that is wrong is a direct result of the last decade of political climate.
"It's crazy...because it's not murder, it's not beating somebody..." Texas Tech head coach Joey McGuire defends his QB Brendan Sorsby, who's under fire for gambling on his own team's football games:
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For the avid fire sitter ($100)
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Will Mr. Dirks come have a drink with us? #raindelayquestions
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Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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This is such a horrible moment for college sports! If you agree, use the code CFBMEDIA26 for half off your first parlay!
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I respect a hoe who loves whole heartedly in every relationship
Kim Kardashian recording Lewis Hamilton on the podium in Monaco ❤️
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Lisa Salters somewhere down there
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Some people paid $10,000 to be inside MSG tonight. Others of us got to hear Charles Barkely say, “Those are more like Cardi D’s” for free.
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Some inconvenience to the fans
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Brother had Jimmy John surgery
Tarik Skubal in his first rehab start: 5 IP 2 H 0 ER 0 BB 6 K 54 pitches His fastball topped out at 99 MPH
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american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”
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I hope Tim is having a good pride month.
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my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show
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Just had our first Waffle House experience at 1am. Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.😋
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It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole
The Knicks have cancelled all watch parties outside of MSG due to Donald Trump’s attendance for Game 3, per Knicks PR.
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This is a very Tim Robinson coded scenario
Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds. "You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂
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Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭 “My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”
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Watch Larkin go to the Rams and win a Superbowl. Christ.
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