i actually don’t even like basketball i’ve never cared about it

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

SPURS WIN! SPURS WIN! SPURS WIN! 🎉

This NBC drone cam is a microcosm of tech developing solutions to problems that don't exist and ignoring immediate negative feedback. Its the absolute worst view possible.

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

my biggest spongebob headcanon is that sandy is from houston n lived by the NASA space center and her cousin is THE buccee

it’s almost as if many hungarians voted for the guy they don’t totally agree with to keep an absolute lunatic out of power. hmmm what a concept

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

There is no one more confident in their worldview than someone who has never left their hometown.

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

I just can't believe the guy who attacked his own capital would be this crazy.

You start to see AI predicted everywhere. Reading Infinite Jest recently, and now in this jaw-dropping, narrative-less chapter which comes out of nowhere hundreds of pages into Vasily Grossman's Life and Fate. Gut punch

I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.

I’ll never forget the people who let one raging madman rewrite their entire personality and value system. Watching folks abandon everything they once claimed to believe just to fall in line and excuse the most heinous behavior will be studied for years by psychologists and historians alike. Donald Trump isn’t just a politician. He’s an infection in the bloodstream of America, and the damage to our national soul is catastrophic.

MAGAs are the dudes who liked Limp Bizkit in high school

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.