Software architect, game developer, ENnie-nominated RPG publisher. Owner of Darklight Interactive. My purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. He/him
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Jun 11
So I think I still remember how to do maps... Come support my Kickstarter, which only has a few days left! kickstarter.com/projects/dli…
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During its series finale, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert cheekily featured Peanuts music without securing prior clearance.
CBS ended up paying an “undisclosed amount” to Lee Mendelson Film Productions for the licensing fee, which then chose to donate the entire sum to World Central Kitchen.
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The Reflecting Pool bursting into flames would be comically on brand.
BREAKING: The Reflecting Pool is reportedly being filled with so much chlorine, bleach, and other chemicals to kill the proliferating algae that health experts are warning the water is now a fire hazard that could release chlorine gas all over the National Mall.
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CBS had to pay an undisclosed amount of money to Lee Mendelson Film Productions after Stephen Colbert played licensed music on his final show.
The company is donating those proceeds to Chef José Andrés’ World Central Kitchen.
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BREAKING: Bloomberg has secured a copy of Donald Trump’s peace plan that hands $300 billion to Iran. This arguably could be the biggest scandal of Trump’s entire second term.
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On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.
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Trump: "Qatar is the closest to Iran, physically. With other countries, I noticed they had to travel about 45 minutes to get there. With you, you could walk right across the border."
There's no land border between Iran and Qatar. They're separated by the Persian Gulf.
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🚨 Fox Sports with a major announcement
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Also…
The sun breaks hydrogen peroxide down.
Into water.
Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…
Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…
Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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Ever wanted to know how long it would take for a Ryzen 9 9900X to load up Windows 95?
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Primus contacts Jaana about a lockpick-related harmonic resonance.
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I have a ton of different things I need to do, a ton of things that I should do... all I gotta do is convince my brain to actually do them and we'll be all set.
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Jun 16
Oh he's gonna try to keep it for sure.
Jun 16
Exclusive: Donald Trump will be allowed to lift the World Cup trophy with the winning team, as he did at the Club World Cup.
Trump will present the 2026 champions with the trophy on July 19 at MetLife Stadium alongside FIFA President Gianni Infantino.🏆
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Jun 15
‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ singer Bonnie Tyler, 75, wakes up from coma after suffering cardiac arrest a month ago trib.al/MxHefCx
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Jun 16
You know, if you have to have pool guys come over to clean your pool TWO DAYS after you completely remodeled it, you done fucked up.
Is it even the same pool guys?
FOX: I'm here at the newly renovated reflecting pool. It's painted American flag blue. The Democrats will tell you there's green algae. There's pool guys cleaning it up. No other president would do that.
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Jun 15
Imagine being able to sing global hits, dance, and speak several languages. Some people really got the premium package.That’s Shakira.
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DJT always chooses his "trying to compete in a staring contest" photo.
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Jeez, either the Cape Verde goalie is inhuman or Spain can't hit the broad side of a barn.
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Jun 15
Hershel Walker says renting a jet ski can get you... sexually assaulted?!?
🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too.
Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️
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