My penis is small, but my guns are big & loaded! I tend to Georgia farms & have an office. ▪parody account▪#politicallyincorrect conservative

Joined November 2018
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Damn tik tok can afford to make real ads now?
27 Nov 2018
Do what they say? Do what they want?🤷#ImaDoMe #TikTok
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My penis is crunchy
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They MUST BE STOPPED
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I pushed Ruth #RBG
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Just failed #nonutnovember
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pwease stahpppppp O.O i wost my job so pwease just let me win >.< #gapol #staceyabrams
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Yes technically I was born in Hell but if we were looking at technicalities I wouldn't have won the election #gapolitics #georgia #TeamKemp
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Premature? I didn't swallow 15 Viagras to be called premature!
BREAKING: @staceyabrams assembles legal team to investigate election outcome. #GAPOL.
How loud is your milk? Is it like the ocean? What devotion? Are you? Haha @standwithbarry we love to joke #gapol #Congress
I didn't run for Governor of Georgia to become President of Broken Heartsville 💔
7 Nov 2018
Stop saying I am governor before Stace-Face has conceded. You are all confusing me very bad and I can't keep waking up to celebrate anymore. My bed time was 4:30... #gapol
As governor I would like to say: my penis is the size of a cashew. You bitches got TRICKT
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Thanks milky babe! Real excited to start rolling out new plans to make Georgia the new & improved plantation from Get Out 😂📸
Congratulations to Governor-elect @BrianKempGA! Thank you, Georgia, for voting to keep Georgia moving in the right direction!
I won?
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MY POINT EXACTLY! I should be allowed to be just a little bit racist!
HA HA YES brother! I be out here switchin em up! Don't let 12 catch me! But seriously how to I get out of this one, I am willing to commit felonies
Replying to @BrainKempGA
@BrainKempGA boy you to slick for me 😂
#WAKANDAFORNEVER SUDDENLY I DO NOT LIKE GUNS!!!!
The Black Panther Party is backing my opponent. RT if you think Abrams is TOO EXTREME for Georgia! ow.ly/VRns30muH5d #gapol #gafirst #tcot #gagop
79% of white women in Georgia voted for Me? Take that Bethany-Sue! I was so cotton pickin excited to take you to prom that spring of '43...
I have one of these in my car to track Linda, the lady who rolls my cart to my car at Publix. Her veiny hands are so supple. God Bless Georgia!
7 Nov 2018
They are a tool more Georgia law enforcement are using to catch criminals. But what are license plate readers telling them about you? We investigate how much data agencies have collected and how it’s stored, Wednesday at 5 p.m. 2wsb.tv/2yVAXXk