Nerdlinger, meatshield, lover of the oxford comma, and all around below-average individual. I also love pie. All the pie.
Joined November 2014
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Jun 11
scientists hav discovered a new dinosaur. kobersauras rex
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Jun 11
I lost my job, my kids have whooping cough, and I can't afford steak or gas. But at least now billionaires can use their social media companies to help incite riots.
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Only Trump could unite soccer fans to take the side of a ref.
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Jun 8
JUST IN: A federal judge has ruled Trump's $100,000 H-1B visa fee is an unauthorized tax on businesses and must be vacated. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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Jun 8
Aides roused Secretary of War Pete Hegseth at 3 AM last night to warn him of the impending Israeli attacks. But this is hardly the first time that Mr. Hegseth has been awakened by the promise of shots.
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Jun 9
The definition of a Christian is simple: a person who follows the actual teachings of Jesus Christ.
So no one, basically.
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May 26
That’s one hell of a fair question. And I can *promise* everyone reading this that neither Trump nor anyone in his administration—nor anyone who voted for him—can answer it.
Because none of this makes sense or is intended to make sense. It’s all just Old Man Trump’s psychopathy.
May 26
If the White House is safe enough for Trump to host this fucking thing, why does he need a “drone proof” ballroom?
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May 26
Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.
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May 27
Fuck off, you guys cheered on Trump as he danced on Mueller’s grave, called Tim Walz a “retard”, posted AI fat shaming memes of Pritzker, and AI videos of Obama getting arrested.
You created this environment. You don’t get to run away now.
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May 8
Zelensky is “allowing” Russia to hold a Victory Day parade on Red Square. Absolutely hilarious.
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May 9
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May 9
Картина «Зеленський підписує Указ про дозвіл на проведення параду на москві»
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May 8
ICYMI: We obtained grand jury testimony of Rudy Giuliani, Lindsey Graham, Brian Kemp, Brad Raffensperger, Cassidy Hutchinson, Boris Epshteyn, Michael Flynn, Chris Carr, Lin Wood, Mark Meadows, Cleta Mitchell, and more.
You can read & search the transcripts on our site👇
May 7
EXCLUSIVE: In 2022, a grand jury investigated Trump’s alleged interference in the 2020 election. It heard from more than 60 witnesses.
For years, the full record of what those witnesses said under oath has remained hidden from public view.
Until now.
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May 5
James Talarico: “Young people can’t afford to buy a home, but Jeff Bezos has 12. Young people can’t afford to fill up their gas tank, but Mark Zuckerberg is launching helicopters from his mega-yacht. Young people pay more than their fair share of income taxes, but someone like Elon Musk can get away without paying a penny”
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This isn't C-grade talk show.
Your "views" are not our Constitution.
You either follow it, or you're breaking your oath and our law.
May 5
Hegseth on congressional approval: "Our view is that ultimately with the ceasefire, the clock stops"
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This is literally the funniest moment in the history of American foreign policy.
May 5
Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to restore it "back to the way it was" before Trump started the war in Iran
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It’s government mandated baby hold time again
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