Noted Sarbanes-Oxley respecter, less toxic in real life ░PROXY░STATEMENT░IN░BIO░
Joined June 2009
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My retirement is approximately $1100 and a .45 auto round. Pretty affordable.
Jun 11
I’ve paid over $150k into social security
So boomers can enjoy their retirement
Social security runs out of $$$ by 2032
Who is paying to make sure millennials can enjoy their retirement? 🤔
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Bad news cowboy
Jun 11
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Brave Little Poaster retweeted
Guys,
Every tourniquet, every bandage, every donation, large or small, has helped keep our medical point running and has directly supported the soldiers under our care.
This raffle is my way of giving back to the community that made it possible.
Every ticket helps support the continued care of wounded soldiers, and every participant has my sincere gratitude.
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Peter Millar and Rhoback are for douchebags who mime golf swings in the office
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Brave Little Poaster retweeted
He’s still alive.
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Does she have any PP Up
Jun 4
Your in her DMs, I’m in her house watching her play Pokemon Go, she lives on a Pokemon stop, she has a ton of max potions.
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Brave Little Poaster retweeted
Jun 4
Rise and grind kings. Earn that indictment.
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What I’ve learned from working around these little Gen Z shits is BRUH. What does it mean? I’m bruh, you’re bruh, my car is bruh, my laptop is bruh. EVERYTHING IS BRUH.
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How very ESG of you @mcdonalds!!!
May 31
Straw made of paper. Cup completely made of plastic.
Very smart thank you.
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Printing out job rejection emails, rolling them up into joints and smoking them 😮💨
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You’d have to start tweeting outdoors to accommodate it @jarvis_best
May 26
Imagine if I ever had any success or love in my life. Ego would be intolerable.
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Sea lions are unserious
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I pay a flat rate for water use in my apartment so I think I’m just gonna turn my shit into a data center
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GO GET EM MATLOCK
May 20
Is too late for me to go to law school
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I sit with my back against the wall and eyes on the door at a restaurant so a process server doesn’t try to serve me a subpoena for a deposition or some bullshit
Head on a swivel
May 15
When I hug him and feel his EDC….and then he insists on sitting with his back to the wall at the restaurant…😍🥵🫠
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Public caning in the town square like they do in Indonesia
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Anything that doesn’t give you an arterial bleed to the thigh when you unholster it is vastly superior to the P320 lmao
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