Hi I’m Sami and I have no life. League Leader in Home Runs, Olympic Gold Medalist, and Finals MVP. East Coast Elitist. Really nice and super fun to be around.
Joined January 2022
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I want you more than any stupid song could ever say btw
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Seeing so many Japanese people tweet about Texas Roadhouse is making me feel bad for everyone who has ever died
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Here's a map of Spanish vs. Cape Verdean descent for the first game of the day.
About 2.0M Americans claim Spanish or Spaniard ancestry, compared to 107K for Cape Verdean.
Cape Verdean leads in MA and RI due to large communities in Boston and Providence.
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Cape Verde fans brought out Goats this evening to celebrate their draw against Spain 😭🐐
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You’d think bears might be the number 1 predator of salmon but it’s actually me
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I miss him so much (the horse I went beach trail riding with a few weeks ago)
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Uruguay cuando tenemos la pelota
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All the Taydaughters have their *things* in their music that they’re uniquely really good at and where Maisie Peters excels is cooking up songs that make me want to OD on pills
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Now on display 📜
ALT TEXT: The Declaration of Independence at Fenway Park View a replica of the Declaration of Independence How to view: Fans attending a game can request a visit at the Gate B fan services booth All Fenway Tours attendees will have access during their tours IMAGE: Replica of the Declaration of Independence hung up in Fenway Park's Royal Rooters Club
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God, there's nothing like a girl and her favorite conspiracy….
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Advertisement for dried fish, Estonian SSR, 1970.
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looks like pink lemonade was invented by a clown and the original batch was balls and asshole flavored. good news tho, clown's dead
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the soup ruled so much. shout out to the soup...real television
The intros for each week’s episode of The Soup being the late 2000s’ prototype for the modern out-of-context clip account, or adding an unrelated gif of garcelle beauvais to a tweet.
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I never want to be unemployed ever again but sometimes I do wish my NEET era was happening during a World Cup….
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okay good afternoon guys. the canes party was fun. but now back to what really matters. staking my whole entire mental health on whether my favorite team picks the best teenager in two weeks
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