Father, software engineer and superfan of all Denver Sports teams.

Joined March 2009
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20 Sep 2023
Chrome is telling me Chase.com is dangerous. @ChaseSupport @Chase

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12 Aug 2023
Only @9news worse than the broncos
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12 Aug 2023
WTF @9NEWS
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THE DENVER NUGGETS
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BUBBLE MURRAY IS A GODDAMN PROBLEM
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Big thanks to Mike Evans from 104.3 The Fan’s “Schlereth and Evans” show for parting with us and making this video. You rock, Mike! youtu.be/n9xMCUNqf6A

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12 Nov 2022
If you are still going to dabble in crypto get a wallet, if you f it up at least it was your own fault and not someone else losing your $$
9 Nov 2022
non-chronological timeline is terrible during elections and live sports
23 Aug 2022
They dont seem to care at all. In fact they can't even call customer by their correct name. Apparently I am Brian.
22 Aug 2022
Ok @canyon_bikes I’ve sent message on FB and private message on here!
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22 Aug 2022
Replying to @canyon_bikes
@canyon_bikes if you are going to cancel my order get my freaking name correct. #WTF
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22 Aug 2022
What an absolutely horrific experience trying to purchase from you!
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why is Jira the most hated tool ever for any Developer out there? Because it doesn't understand anything about code ... it's not Markdown friendly, it changes spaces on copy and paste, it's not integrated with GitHub or GitLab and it's an absolute waste of every engineer time 🤦
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Well played, Target.
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19 May 2022
This is the greatest walk-up song in the history of baseball 🤣🤣🤣
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Explaining Windows Subsystem for Linux to my daughter 🤣🤣
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20 Apr 2022
Huge pet peeve of mine is people considering developers and the toolset to be IT. It's not IT, its revenue side not cost center. I don't need help with "IT Staffing" or to reduce my "IT costs" go talk to the CFO.
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23 Feb 2022
I swear @splunk must have the worst customer service in the entire software/tech industry. It's almost like they train their team to specifically provide shit service.
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22 Feb 2022
I'm not a big coffee snob (I like Starbucks 🤷🏽‍♂️) but I really like this cost effective cold brew setup with $25 usbc bur grinder and $20 brewer. Also love this ozo queen ketiara for cb.
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8 Feb 2022
Join us at the @iwca_info annual convention TODAY in #Orlando at 2pm in the Junior Ballroom! Our VP of Marketing will discuss #Marketing in 2022, and how your business can get ahead and stay ahead!
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25 Jan 2022
Those gnomes have a new scheme #web3 #daos. Probably promising to build a video game or comic books.