My middle name is Michael...

Joined May 2009
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Everybody stay calm.
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Brett Jones retweeted
12 Mar 2020
Inevitably, more people will get sick, more large events & gatherings will be cancelled and the media will work to drive us all into a frenzy. How about we all realize this and mentally prepare that can be CHILL and ride this out with peace and grace? Y’all with me?
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Got to take some stills of @joe_human_ for @Nespresso SA. Top quality gent!
8 Oct 2019
Thank you to everyone that joined me and @Nespresso SA today for coffee and good conversations. #NespressoZA #BaristaCreationsZA 📸 @Brett_Jones
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Brett Jones retweeted
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!
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HUGE WIN!!!!!!!!
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SOUTH AFRICA HAVE DUMPED HOST-NATION EGYPT OUT OF #AFCON2019 A brilliantly taken goal by Thembinkosi Lorch has given #BafanaBafana a 1-0 victory over #ThePharaohs to set up a mouthwatering clash with Nigeria in the quarter-finals.
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Love this!
Fully known, yet truly loved. Period.
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What a mental game!!! Brilliant game by a second string United team...
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⚠️ 24 GOALS IN 90 MINUTES ⚠️ On this day in 2012, @Masandawana put 2⃣4⃣ goals past Powerlines to make South African history: Hlompho Kekana ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ Nyasha Mushekwi ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ Richard Henyekane ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ Samuel Julies ⚽⚽ Elias Pelembe ⚽⚽ Lebohang Mokoena ⚽⚽
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Brett Jones retweeted
People who put their Twitter feed on their blog, but only tweet links to their blog posts. 🤯
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Hahahaha - too true!!! 😂😂😂
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Approach today with the optimism and confidence of Ja Rule & Billy McFarland
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AMAZING!!!
17 Jan 2019
Mexico's largest airline is trolling Americans and it's the best. h/t @Aeromexico
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One day we're gonna have to watch an ad before we can answer the phone.
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Well done @Banyana_Banyana for qualifying for 2019 FIFA World Cup in France
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Brett Jones retweeted
23 Nov 2018
Call me when there’s a Black Friday for medical aid, gym membership and insurance premiums. #BlackFridaySales #BlackFriday2018
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Would love to win our @MaritzburgUtd away kit! #Under3Clips