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2 May 2020
When I was around 5 (I think), I tried to learn how to ride a bicycle, like most kids at that age.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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This how white people tell history
Jun 14
Racism was almost gone. But then the Obamas got elected and set our country back 200 years.
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Who agrees...
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
I think 9/11 for American society was 9/11
the simpsons was 9/11 for american society as a whole i dont think anything has done more damage to the nation
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Jun 13
Tbh downtown Houston would be a lot more bearable if they invented awning and fan technology
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US
Jun 14
The Statue of Liberty is missing following the Knicks championship in New York City.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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Why did I grow up thinking Olive Garden and red lobster was 5star restaurants top notch fine dining 😂😂😂😂
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This might be the pinnacle of “Europeans cannot comprehend” hahahahaha
Jun 14
The funniest thing about this World Cup is that people are somehow shocked that country as rich as USA built some good stadiums for it and they pretend its some kind of a miracle.
Community note
The US did not build stadiums for the 2026 World Cup; all venues are pre-existing facilities with opening dates prior to the tournament. fifa.com/en/tournaments… worldfootballsummit.com/resources/insi…
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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After seeing long lines for the Rodeo and now the World Cup, we must recognize that investments in transit are not nice to haves but true critical infrastructure for a thriving global city.
Jun 14
Fans filed out of Houston Stadium today after Germany beat Curacao in the first local match of the World Cup. This is the line to take the METRORail. khou.com/article/news/local/…
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Hurricane season June to November
Jun 15
It is pouring in Houston and it's supposed to rain all week. What kinda June is this?
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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June is Houston’s most rainiest month. Historically.
Jun 15
It is pouring in Houston and it's supposed to rain all week. What kinda June is this?
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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Never not #noticing how much men think about other men during intimacy with women
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once she lets you record, just know you not the first one with the tape
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
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Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Adults don’t like children being exposed to ideas that question hierarchy and oppose power.
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Random thought, but #EssenceFest should move from the 4th of July to Juneteenth weekend. That can be the signature *national* Juneteenth event.
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Survivors will eventually laugh at the fact that, when a superpower sought to elect a leader, the two "best" options were both elderly men with dementia ... and people actually argued over which one was more trustworthy and effective.
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Jun 15
"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday
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White people would pass out if they saw an all-Black jury.
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I will never get tired of expressing my malicious hatred for AI written content as well as my disdain for the act of presenting such content as if it's actually one's own writing.
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dumb people always be like, “Everyone else is dumb like me” 🙄
Jun 15
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Jeff Metcalf is a prime example of how people become Austin Metcalf.
Jun 14
Jeff Metcalf is a prime example of how people become racist
Black people need to realize that we are being judged by the content of our character
We have the shittiest character in the world we are the main reason for why people hate us
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