This is STILL the absolute craziest thing I have ever seen on Twitter.

jayson tatum on the court everytime i bet his over

Donald Trump, who has just been convicted on 34 felony counts of falsified business records in a court of law, shakes hands with Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit at the 2000 MTV VMAs (2000)

Rudy Giuliani: - $150M Fox: - $787M Alex Jones: - $1.1B Elon Musk: - $25B Trump: - $83.3M and about to lose Trump Org Should have gone woke

Number of dead is almost or more than total homicides in state most years nbcnews.com/news/us-news/liv… via @NBCNews

US sending seized Iranian munitions to Ukraine militarytimes.com/pentagon/2…

Ukraine’s “slow” counter offensive is progressing lightyears faster than Russia’s three-day invasion

Holy fucking shit, people! The story isn't that Trump Tweeted/posted/whatever a picture of his mugshot, it's that he has a mugshot because he was arrested AGAIN!

Debate? What debate? We all know who the nominee is going to be. Everybody up on that stage tonight knows who the nominee is going to be. Everybody up on that stage tonight surrendered to him. Long ago. Sure, privately they all hope for a jail cell or a heart attack for him. But up on that stage tonight they’ll praise him, bow to him, & defend him. Because they know he’s the cult leader. And they fear the cult. And they know, barring a jail cell or a heart attack, he’s the nominee.

Now that Elon changed Twitter to his stupid X, I have zero desire to even open this app. Just seeing it on my phone reminds me how much I loath him

Serious question… are Cheech and Chong the only people on earth still advertising on Twitter?

How it started. How it’s going.

Holy shit what is wrong with you? “Sound of Freedom” is a dangerous child-trafficking exploitation film being weaponized to incite a death cult to target Democrats in order to destabilize American democracy. It was funded by actual sex traffickers and accused sexual predators. The brainwashed “star” believes Satanic Democrats are drinking children’s blood and regularly appears at Mike Flynn’s QAnon radicalization events. The alleged “hero” of the film has funneled tens of millions of dollars from donations to his own bank accounts after raising money from conspiracy theories like children being shipped in Wayfair furniture—and from selling “the raid experience” to wealthy donors. At the end of the film people are invited to donate money to frauds using their phones. Your “review” elides all of this and gives it credit for having an authentic purpose or story. It’s QAnon propaganda and you just helped it along. Par for the course for you guys these days I guess.

Just going through my Twitter follows to get their Threads name... Threads don't send me push notifications from Donald Trump Jr.

I haven't laughed this hard at something in a long time

I love it how the whole of Russian Z-snakepit is now twisting hands in its dramatic rant: "The Motherland is in danger, the Russian blood is being spilled, and a civil war is underway now" "There's now fratricide, a stab in the back upon the regular military that is heroically holding on to the front line amid overwhelming assaults" "In the gruesome hour of hardship and trouble, men of honor need to show their integrity and save our common Mother Russia, which is waging a sacred defensive war with the most evil enemy." "No matter what happens now in Moscow, dear brothers, keep killing those hohols with anything you have in your hands. There's nothing more important than Russia." You bunch of sorry-ass morons, with your delusional dictator obsessed with his wretched ego and idiotic pseudo-historic conspiracy theories, unleashed the biggest war of aggression in Europe since Adolf Hitler. Because you thought you are here to rule the world, you were entitled to anything you want, and there was no one to say no and fight back. You were sure you were going to have breakfast in Kyiv and then dine in Lviv, just like that. As a result, some 16 months ago, you sustained a stunning, humiliating defeat in what was one of the lamest, most incompetent, and overconfident attempts to run a blitzkrieg operation against a large European nation. You continued in the most absurd way possible, simply sweeping cities off the face of the earth only for the sake of declaring them "liberated" and claiming yet another "major victory over Nazis and NATO" in capturing yet another hog farm lost somewhere in Luhansk Oblast. For many months, you were fighting your senseless 10-day "special military operation" the way not a single military power or a nation can afford with such gains. Just for the sake of never admitting defeat, you did and normalized the most unimaginable things for the 21st century. Atrocities and mass graves, masses of suicidal prisoners sent to die in meat grinder assaults, castration, beheading, mutilation, the leveling of major cities full of the civilian population, nuclear threats, bombing campaigns to strip a European nation of heating and electricity in the middle of winter, the worst man-made ecological disaster since Chornobyl, the unprecedented occupation and militarization of the biggest European nuclear power plant. You sustained the most unbelievable failures that completely revealed what was underneath all those years of propagandistic bravado and eye-washing. You turned the whole of Donbas into a depopulated desert of ruins and fields of dead bodies scattered as far as the eye can see. You senselessly slaughtered countless thousands of forcibly mobilized males of Donbas who were naive and foolish enough to trust and welcome you in 2014. For your idiotic war that has no goal and no plan other than letting Putin sit on the throne for just another day, you raised a monster -- a giant mercenary army, the meat-grinding machine that is now strong and bold enough to turn its jaws against you. Now you poor pieces of Nazi scum, enjoy drowning in the pile of shit of your own making. You are done. Ukraine was your end. You had it coming. And history will remember this as the most insanely idiotic war ever.

Soooo who is footing the bill for the #Titan search? If I go build a shitty submarine and need to be rescued, are the navies and coast guard of different countries going to come look for me for free? Or do I have to be a billionaire to care?

3 Billionaires and no one could put an AirTag on it??