My doctor said, "Cornelius, you need to express your skepticism more often." So, he prescribed extra strength cynicism.
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How can Oakland screw this up? Let us count the ways.
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Bonkers. The idiots on the Board of Stupes have never addressed the reasons why the Fillmore Safeway shut down.
Community based alternatives, platitudes, virtuous intentions, and punitive fines on grocers who bail will fix the problem. Yeah. Sure. Yabetcha.
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The idea of slush funds being cut off sends shivers down my spine. "Foster a pay to play" culture? Pshaw!
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Take out the Bassura, please.
Jun 12
WHOA: Spencer Pratt just went NUCLEAR on Karen Bass and Nithya Raman in a new video posted to X.
“You think your election was going to stop me? If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to f*cking kill me!”
He warned that he has recordings of one of the candidates that will force her to “resign in shame,” and said the gloves are now completely off.
PRATT: “You’re about to reward the arsonist who torched the place with four more years of destruction?”
“My goal hasn’t changed. I’ve been very focused on stopping these commie animals and I will stop them.”
“If you think we uncovered a lot of fraud and evil in the campaign, just wait.”
“We have some recordings of one of your exalted candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.”
“I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice and then you get to see it.”
“So Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace?”
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🚨 WOW! Spencer Pratt just dropped this after they stole the LA mayoral election from him — he’s about to drop BOMBSHELLS he was saving for the general election!
“We have some recordings of one of your insulting candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.” 🤯
“I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice, and then you get to see it.”
“You think you can get rid of me that easily?”
“Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace?”
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“I'm going to be lighting you up every single day and now I don't have to worry about offending CNN viewers.”
“I don't have campaign laws hamstringing me now. It's WAR. It's zero hour for Los Angeles!” x.com/spencerpratt/status/20…
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It's a non profit that keeps its clients out of the hoosegow by misapplying diversion for dangerous and violent felons who need to be held pre trial without bail or with high dollar amount bail.
Judges, sheriffs, and the SF Bar Association are pushing back on the San Francisco Pretrial Diversion Project, calling it a power grab dressed up as reform.
📝: Jonah Owen Lamb sfstandard.com/2026/06/08/no…
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That he was even under consideration for parole is an abomination.
Jun 12
In 1977, Cameron Michael Hooker kidnapped 21-year-old Colleen Stan and took her to his house in Red Bluff, Calif., where he kept her in captivity and tortured her for seven years. Thursday, a San Mateo County jury blocked his release from prison. kron4.com/news/bay-area/jury…
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Stripcar
Not so zippy anymore. Zipcar had its wheels stolen in the Outer Sunset in San Francisco.
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Given the junk, derelict RVs on the street, one might cynically suspect that the tow yard would have put the RV right back on the street via an auction. It has been known to happen.
Alameda County Vector Control removed 200 rats from the RV before the vehicle was towed and destroyed. Testing around the RV found a high prevalence of leptospirosis in wild rats, above what would be expected in urban California rat populations. sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti…
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For the love of God, this RV was someone's home. Why can't we respect their corporal autonomy? /S
Jun 11
1 dead and 1 sickened from a bacterial outbreak in Berkeley. "Both individuals lived together in a recreational vehicle in which they had been trapping, feeding and breeding wild rats. In addition, the vehicle was severely infested with wild rats that were not in cages."
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Cornelius Dilligaff retweeted
Jun 11
Gary,
What’s the current rate for meme-related litigation?
Asking for DOE 1.
Best,
Mark
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SCOOP: A man with leptospirosis died in Berkeley in May after living in a "severely rat-infested RV" not far from Harrison Street, the city has confirmed. MORE: berkeleyscanner.com/2026/06/…
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May you be Chakribatied.
Jun 10
Yesterday, I walked into City Hall and made it official. I'm running for District 8 Supervisor on the November 3rd ballot.
This campaign is about our neighbors, our small businesses, our communities, and our future. Swipe to meet some of the team that's making it happen.
A huge Thank You to the kids who let us use their table, as City Hall was packed!
#GaryMcCoySF #SFDistrict8 #SFSupervisor #SanFrancisco #Castro #NoeValley
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Yet another city funded NGO that has been handed the reins to control a process that should not be its job but instead has been a critical part of the chaos and overall f-ed up nature of criminal justice in Baghdad By The Bay.
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Judges, sheriffs, and the SF Bar Association are pushing back on the San Francisco Pretrial Diversion Project, calling it a power grab dressed up as reform.
📝: Jonah Owen Lamb sfstandard.com/2026/06/08/no…
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She needed to find the stolen patrol vehicles first.
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Barbara Lee, a former congresswoman who took over as Oakland's mayor after her predecessor left in disgrace, launched her campaign for a full four-year term on Saturday.
Lee, 79, won a race in April 2025 to finish former Mayor Sheng Thao's term after Thao was recalled amid allegations of bribery. More here: abc7news.com/19253316/
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Too close to home...
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Cornelius Dilligaff retweeted
Jun 4
Que partida memorável. O lindo gol de Sócrates, Hegel e Kant correndo para refutar, Confúcio impassível na arbitragem, o júbilo final dos clássicos e pré-socráticos.
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If only the perp had been working for Urban Alchemy...
The 36-year-old man charged with attempted murder for allegedly shooting a San Francisco police officer had been out on parole for less than six months at the time of the Sunday night shootout in the Bayview, according to officials and court records. sfchronicle.com/crime/articl…
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And Mashed Spuds is in the back of the pack.
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My guy @MattMahanSJ didn't make it this time, but if we can keep Steyer out, that would be a nice consolation prize!
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The winds have shifted. The glory days of the Progs are over.
With the 9:45 pm report from the Dept. of Elections, it looks like an ugly night for staunch Progressives. Maffei takes Superior Court 61%; Board of Ed, Phil Kim, 64%; A wins big; B wins, C&D lose, Sherrill wins in a blowout, Wong wins with serious oppo support split between Gee and Chow.
The biggest winner and loser of this election aren't on the ballot, however.
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