I get the ball in the hole... #WeberStateGolf Alum #TakeNote
Joined August 2011
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
Apr 14
500k followers giveaway pt 1!
My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies
Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower
Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job
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1 Jul 2025
youtube.com/watch?v=A3IN1QIp…
This guy = Eric Cartman ☠️
30 Jun 2025
Taking my kids to the local theme park that I went to as a kid
>loaded with foreigners
Taking my kids to the local park that I went to as a kid
>loaded with foreigners
Taking my kids to the local swimming hole
>loaded with foreigners
Taking my kids to mall
>loaded with foreigners
Taking my kids to a flower farm in the middle of the sticks
>loaded with foreigners
There is no escape.
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6 Apr 2025
Tiger won as many majors from 1999-2002 as these two did in their long healthy careers.. I’m sure Tiger is fine
6 Apr 2025
Tiger Woods sitting at home seeing the likes of Phil Mickelson & Sergio Garcia playing their best golf in ages is a testament to their training regiment & diet compared to Tiger's. @ProGolfCritic asked Sergio if this is the best golf he's ever played who sits in 2nd at LIV Miami.
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
29 Oct 2024
Just went to the grocery store and this was $573.89. Get out and vote!
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
11 Sep 2024
"I have concepts of a plan"
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
6 Sep 2024
“He made an up & down on 18 to shoot 84”
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2 Aug 2024
Get this guy a contract @livgolf_league
2 Aug 2024
🚨🇺🇸🏌️♂️ JUST IN: Donald Trump has apparently holed out to make back to back eagles on par-4s at Bedminster, per @LauraLoomer.
Thoughts on this?
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23 Jul 2024
Bagging on any 15 year old is bad, but bagging on a 15 year old that is 243rd out of 264 of the best 18 AND UNDER golfers in the world is wild
22 Jul 2024
TOUGH day for Charlie Woods at the U.S. Junior Amateur @USGA.
He finished in 243rd place out of 264 golfers.
Let’s face it, Chuck is not made for the golf course. The same way his father is not made to be behind the wheel of a car.
🎥: One_Armed_Golfer on TikTok.
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
24 Jun 2024
Arrived home from time off the grid to some killer @SuperStrokeGolf x @Marvel grips.
Should I give them away? Of course.
Just RT, follow this account and comment Spider, Iron or Hulk. I’ll pick a winner for each grip (plus coin) on Thursday.
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
17 May 2024
Bail reform is out of control. Another violent criminal back on the streets hours after arrest
17 May 2024
Scottie Scheffler faces charges of second-degree assault of a police officer, third-degree criminal mischief, reckless driving, and disregarding traffic signals from an officer directing traffic. Scheffler was released at 8:40 a.m. ET and headed to Valhalla.
Story via Mark Schlabach:
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
15 Dec 2023
When you birdie 18 for 89
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
8 Nov 2023
Have the skill to handle a low-bounce lob wedge? If you do, I have a fresh @VokeyWedges SM9 WedgeWorks 60A with your name on it.
Just need to RT and be following this account to win. I’ll pick a winner on Friday.
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First day of the off-season at home and I woke up at 4am. I’ve read so many stories like this about Kobe and his dedication when no one was watching and he had every excuse to take a break. It’s one of many things I admired about him. I scrolled on my phone for 2 hours
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
30 Sep 2023
Zach Johnson coaching the U.S. Ryder Cup team
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
24 Aug 2023
Me right before letting everyone down…
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9 Jun 2023
I, also would like to be compensated for my loyalty to the PGA Tour
World Ranked 297th Chesson Hadley wants to be compensated for loyalty to PGA Tour
buff.ly/3J4PhAW
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Colton Dallimore retweeted
8 Feb 2023
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar breaking Wilt Chamberlain's scoring record is LeBron James' father.
8 Feb 2023
Brian Anderson just said on TNT that LeBron James was born about 9 months after Kareem broke the scoring record. So .......
Kareem broke the scoring record on April 5th 1984 and LeBron was born Dec 30th 1984.
And the average pregnancy is 8 months and 24 days -- April 6th 1984
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