24/7 doomscroller, cheese curd enthusiast, proponent of the “fix everything” button, profound believer of murphy’s law and occams razor

Joined February 2025
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Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French
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oh YES. Since the 1980s, Xerox and Canon made a secret deal with the US Secret Service. every color laser printer now embeds invisible yellow dots on every single page it produces. too small to see with the naked eye. they repeat up to 150 times per page so they survive cropping, damage, even shredding. the dots encode: — your printer's serial number — the exact date and time of printing — the manufacturer no law requires manufacturers to tell you this. most printer manuals don't mention it. you almost certainly didn't know. The first use case was counterfeiting. catching people printing fake money. reasonable. Then, in 2017, Reality Winner printed a classified NSA document and mailed it to journalists. investigators cross-referenced the yellow dots with security footage. she was identified, arrested, and sentenced to 5 years. because there is no law regulating who can request this information. no warrant requirement. no oversight. the EFF has been saying this since 2004 and nothing has changed. you can check if your printer does this. the EFF maintains a list: eff.org/pages/list-printers-…
Did you know that your printer tracks you?
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My honest take you won’t like. Austin Franco. The 19 year old Cornell student who said he didn’t want to work for a Jewish employer and got turned into a national news cycle within 48 hours. Here’s what’s bothering me. His X account was created June 2026. The incident happened June 2026. He was verified immediately. Regular users don’t get verified same month they join, and the timing speaks for itself. His Instagram profile picture. I know what you’re thinking. People do that pose all the time. Sure. Except that specific gesture shows up everywhere once you know what you’re looking at, and I’ve been cataloguing it long enough to recognize the difference between a kid being playful and something more deliberate. Vow of silence 🤫 The GoFundMe and gift infrastructure assembled around him within 48 hours of the story breaking. That kind of organized sympathy response doesn’t self-assemble that fast organically. The story itself benefited one party above all others. Gabe Einhorn and VryfID got millions in global press from a story that made them look like victims while they run an 8 month old startup collecting social security numbers with no published privacy policy. Insanity…. (I bet that data finds its way to Israel) Is any of this conclusive? No. I’ll say that. But I’ve been doing this long enough to know that when an account is brand new, immediately verified, instantly famous, the picture carries initiatory symbolism, and the whole mechanism benefits a very specific party, you don’t ignore it. You flag it. And you let people decide for themselves. That’s what I’m doing. What you do with all this from this point forward is your problem. I said what I said. Let’s see what happens.
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UK police ask people not to share a video of a Black teenager choking a white man and throwing him off a motorcycle The 16-yo was trying to steal the bike. The victim survived The teen is in custody, but is not expected to serve prison time
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🚨Breaking: 17 year old gang raped by between 4 or 5 illegal migrants in Arbroath Police have asked NOT to share this information. Please share far and wide! @KevinTheRanter
🚨🚨 I am hearing a 17 year old girl in Arbroath has been raped by gang of illegals… can anyone confirm if true?
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Man serving life in prison killed 3 child sex offenders. When asked about it he said: “The taxpayers no longer have to pay for them. I’m paying my debt to society.”
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I haven’t forgotten what happened in Belfast, and nor should you.
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JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.
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Kind of ironic that the CEO of an ID verification company ended up doxxing a potential employee. Why would you trust this guy with your data? He obviously thinks it should be exposed if you commit wrongthink.
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Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Fuck Gabe Einhorn Make his name known The jew who runs an ID verification company that doxxed Austin Franco.
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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This is the firing-squad level of high treason.
Senator Tom Cotton pushed Section 622 through the Senate Intelligence Committee, mandating deeper integration & expanded intelligence sharing between the CIA and Mossad. It puts strict limits on any U.S. decision & locks America into Israel’s priorities with almost no oversight.
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The vampire was unaffected because there’s a Star of David on the cross

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🚨NEWS: It has been reported that Stephen Ogilvie, the man attacked by a migrant in Belfast has sadly lost sight in both eyes
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Christianity is believing what Jesus said about the jews, not what the jews said about Jesus
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You wouldn’t get it
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