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I'm gonna pin this to my profile so I can point at it whenever anyone tells me that actual left-wingers should get on board with Democrats. That Kamala would've NEVER done this. The Democrats wanted to escalate this so bad that it *breaks their hearts* Trump didn't.
Apr 7
It appears Trump just agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz, a history-changing win for Iran.
The level of incompetence is both stunning and heartbreaking.
What on earth is happening?
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Seeing this as a suggested GIF is how I found out Gene died lmao.. RIP to a legend 🙏
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Shocking levels of reflection from Massie here ngl
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I see Charlie in the faces of every badass little black kid 🙏🔥♥️
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capitalism has only existed for the blink of an eye and its already nearly made the planet uninhabitable
I mean, I’m all for putting things into perspective, but when it comes to global warming, zooming out a couple thousand years is not exactly reassuring.
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In the vesppertine. Straight up "björking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets just say. My hidden place
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Guys you have to stop drawing up contracts without diarrhea clauses, I see this *all* the time in my practice.
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Sometimes it's exactly who you'd think
MAGA Influencer Joshua Heffner has been arrested for possession of child p*rn.
⛔️Heffner has nearly half a million followers on TikTok.‼️
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Less insane when you realize it’s the exact same phenomenon
It's actually insane how the counter culture shifted from Reddit atheism to Christian nationalism in just a decade
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Everyone a thug til the "babies hearing their parents' voices for the first time" compilation come on 🥺🥹
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has there ever been a man named terry who wasn't a stepdad?
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"Until 1870, Germany was officially called "Prussia" they rebranded to "Germany" to hijack Vienna's History and pose as the heirs of ancient East Franconian Empire
Until 1721, Russia was officially called "Muscovy." They rebranded to "Russia" to hijack Kyiv’s history and pose as the heirs of ancient Rus'.
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That's a lot of dang whiskey!!!! Ha just kidding, that's a town named "Bourbon"'s water tower! 🤡
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Why do people still pretend like "learning how to tie a tie" is some esoteric mystery cult initiation?? Lmao like sure there're a few ways to go about it and some preference involved but you gotta have that figured out by 15. And I say that as someone who loathes wearing a tie
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if u don't have a balls sack don't waist my time
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Have we considered the possibility of cooking pan dementia being a much bigger reason for gen x/boomer idiocy??
Apr 15
jacques pepin scratching the fuck out of a nonstick pan for a full minute
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It’s happened again:
A migrant was released from jail (charges dropped) and picked up by ICE.
ICE decides not to deport.
ICE drops migrant off far from home.
Migrant dies in the cold.
Manner of death: Homicide.
Nearly identical to Buffalo case.
wtae.com/article/daphy-miche…
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Just off the top of my head it makes it more likely that cancer will kill me or a loved one because his wealth led directly to cancer research being cut
Jun 12
What effect does Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire have on your life?
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If I thought I could convince someone to marry me while living in a van/RV/bus I would've pulled the trigger years ago. This Mercedes/Winnebago/Sprinter thing has me drooling imagining paying like $2k/yr on "rent" for parking spots with hookups. Work equipment in a trailer.
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