🚨🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Naval Academy is on lockdown after a midshipman who had been kicked out of the school has returned to campus armed with a weapon, multiple sources inside the U.S. Naval Academy tell @LucasFoxNews . Gunshots have been heard inside Bancroft Hall, which houses the midshipmen.🚨🚨

Moving a photo in Microsoft Word... so true 🤣🤣

NEW: CNN’s SHOCK admission — Markets are roaring back and Trump is set to preside over HISTORIC new highs. After months of insisting Trump’s economic plan would tank the economy, CNN just had to eat crow on live TV: “We’re on the verge of a MAJOR market milestone.” “Both the S&P 500 and the NASDAQ are on track for all-time highs.” “This would be the first record high for the S&P since February.” They didn’t hold back on just how big this is: “It’s been an absolutely unbelievable ride. I’ve never covered anything quite like this.” “The S&P 500, just since that low in April, has gained almost $10 trillion in market value. It’s a stunning increase after a stunning decrease.” Translation: Trump’s economy is proving the critics spectacularly wrong.

Every day for the next ten days is going tho be the same backwards: 5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25

So, how big is a microreactor? Our MARVEL reactor will be roughly the size of an average sedan and produce enough energy to power 10 U.S. homes.

🚨🛬⛳️ #WATCH — A small plane (N3753L) crash landed at Riviera Country Club today 😲

Humanoid robot goes on the attack during training. Could this be a preview of what's coming?

On May 27, 1999, Astronaut Daniel Barry brought a copy of Starcraft into orbit, making it the first game in space. When he called Blizzard Customer Service to donate the CD-ROM, they didn't believe him. Eventually the call info landed on my desk and I forwarded it along to the CEO. The disc now sits in the Blizzard Museum, beautifully framed with mission patches and officially documenting how many miles it travelled.

BREAKING: Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey asked the DOJ to investigate whether Biden’s cognitive mental decline allowed unelected officials to make decisions without his knowledge or approval. If that’s the case, Biden’s executive orders, pardons, and other actions, may be unconstitutional and void.

I have a bold proposal for the Ukraine situation, a grand compromise that will give the involved parties at least a little of what they want without complete capitulation. We annex Ukraine. Just fucking take it. It’s America now, like Puerto Rico. The Russians keep Crimea and Donbas, we get the rest. Chernobyl can be a theme park. The war ends, so the worst part stops. America gets all of Ukraine’s minerals and whatever else by default. The Ukrainians get the permanent military protection and involvement in American domestic politics they’ve been pursuing. The America First guys can’t complain because now Ukraine is America, and there’s nothing more Manifest Destiny than just claiming territory. Rand Paul is happy because the “warmongering Ukrainians”will be brought under control. The “I Stand With Ukraine” people get what they want, since they’ll be standing with Ukraine permanently. All the politically connected cronies get to make a bazillion dollars on reconstruction. Blackrock got a seaport by the Panama Canal, now they one in Odessa, too. Russia can’t even bitch that we annexed Ukraine. Like really Ivan? That’s not cool now? Crazy! The very online, race obsessed weirdos will be happy because America gets an injection of white people and maybe some Azov Nazis. The Russia hawks get what they want because we’ll have a permanent DMZ with Russia itself. The so-called “realists” should be happy because we’re basically doing a Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact with Russia like they want. We can leave NATO because we why even bother then? It can just be us and Poland. The Ukrainian people will get immediate improvement in their civil liberties and eventual, drastic improvement in their standard of living. The border hawks will be happy because there will definitely be a wall, a fence, an armed military presence, and maybe even land mines. Gun guys will be happy with the fresh injection of Eastern European milsurp. Trump wins because he makes peace AND adds territory to the United States. There. I have solved the crisis of the day. You’re welcome. Please form an orderly line for high-fives.

The average person pays 6.2% of their lifetime wages into Social Security. In return, they receive an average of $446,800 in benefits during retirement. If every child born in America were given an IRA funded with $1,000 and that money was invested in an S&P 500 index fund with an average annual return of 10%, it would grow to $490,371 by retirement—without any additional contributions. Funding this program would cost $3.59 billion annually, based on current U.S. birth rates. To cover this cost, a wage tax of just 0.0384% would be sufficient—an almost almost nothing compared to the current Social Security tax rate.