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David Desai retweeted
413,793 Kit Kats is roughly 7.5 laps of the track if you laid them end to end. Hope this helps
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This news item is incredible and I have so many questions. What is 12 tons as a proportion of the global KitKat supply? How does someone fence 12 tons of KitKats? Is there a black market for KitKats? Was the driver having a break at the time?
Regarding recent press coverage
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Did you know there was a massive conspiracy theory that the majority of adult men in Pokémon died in a modern war? • The Veteran: Lt. Surge canonically fought in a at least one brutal war. He states that Electric Pokémon saved his life by zapping his enemies into paralysis. • No Fathers: Walk through Kanto. Almost every house has a mother and a child — and an empty seat at the table. Where are the men? • The Missing Generation: The adult men in Kanto are either elderly, gym leaders, or criminals. The regular working-age fathers? Gone • The Children: Why would an entire society send 10-year-olds out to map the region with a Pokédex? Because there's nobody else left to do it. • The Gyms: Why does a country have a militarized system of combat arenas training children to fight with powerful creatures? Because they're rebuilding. The gym system isn't entertainment — it's a new draft pipeline • The Crime Wave: Giovanni formed Team Rocket in the power vacuum. No functioning military. No police infrastructure (Officer Jenny is spread impossibly thin). Classic post-war organized crime But maybe it's just a massive string of coincidences!... Or is it? 🤔
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Outstanding name for the job. 11/10 no notes recruitment strategy.
Last night, UK military aircraft operated over the UAE alongside our Emirati hosts. Group Captain Sandy Sandilands, UK Defence Attaché to the UAE, explains more. #ukinuaecrisisresponse26 #ukuaecr26
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What's the betting this Big Reveal starts with calling her 'Rachel from Accounts' and follows up with some crap exclusive like she doesn't like seeing ragged and faded flags tied to lampposts everywhere
🚨Tomorrow at 8:30am I will be revealing on X a truly shocking scandal about Rachel Reeves. It’s appalling.
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Probably the most useful thread I've read today
Your phone isn't "accidentally" listening to you. It's a feature, not a bug. I talked about a specific dog food brand once 10 minutes later, I had an ad. It’s called "Shadow-Logging," and it’s happening through 5 settings you’ve never touched. Here is how to kill the eavesdropping for good:
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A friend sent me this the other day and I really think it's the entire NHS ethos summarised in one perfect image
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Ophthalmologists are actually the doctors of the eye. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
It’s just like saying a general practitioner isn’t a doctor because they don’t do surgery or aren’t surgeons. Optometrist are doctors of the eye the only thing not in our job description is surgery, we diagnose and treat ocular diseases we refer them to ophthalmologists if that particular patient requires surgery..
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The A in an A-E assessment stands for 'Always utilise Follow-Me-Printing' and I won't be taking corrections on this
The Pitt is a great show, but it spends too much time on doctors and nurses and not enough time on the real heroes (Healthcare IT Workers)
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Imagine having been the Prime Minister, the reason for Brexit, and then asking 'where was the UK' in a European meeting. Like, occasionally pick up a book Boris you absolute melt
I am afraid Putin will be quietly pleased with the results of the European Council. He has effectively intimidated the EU - and the UK - into dropping an excellent plan to fund Ukraine. The reparations loan would have liberated huge sums from Putin’s frozen assets in a way that was morally and legally watertight. It would have given Ukrainians the ability to defend themselves for years to come. As things now stand the plan for a €90bn EU loan is better than nothing - but still a distant second. Chancellor Merz of Germany and Ursula von der Leyen of the EU Commission deserve congratulations for their leadership, and their willingness to stand up to Putin. It is a great shame that they were ultimately thwarted by other EU countries including, shamefully, some countries who were actually invaded by Russia in the last century. As for the UK, where have we been? We have about £15bn of Russian assets in London and yet Starmer has said nothing. We could have led the campaign. We have sat on the sidelines. It is not too late for us to act.
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David Desai retweeted
17 Dec 2025
Being a Lewis fan in this Ferrari era is crazy cause every day there's a headline like: *Person with no success in F1* tells *driver with the most wins ever* that to be successful at *team with no recent success* you need to stop trying to *improve/change something*
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'Cervical cancer doesn't affect me directly and so there's no benefit to essentially eradicating it' What a total clown
You definitely want to avoid the HPV vaccine. It has no proven benefit and is the second most dangerous vaccine after the Covid vaccine open.substack.com/pub/maryan…
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This is peak behaviour to be expected from Microsoft Office. More niche rubbish that nobody cares about, less fixing the fact that the search bar doesn't work and that the 'keep me logged in' tick box is aspirational
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NEW: A new URL for Outlook on the Web! Microsoft is providing a more integrated and seamless customer experience and is pleased to announce a new URL for Outlook on the Web: outlook.cloud.microsoft. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧: General Availability (Worldwide): The new URL is available now. Microsoft will begin rolling out the redirection from the old URL to the new one. Users visiting outlook.office.com will automatically redirect to the new Outlook on the Web URL outlook.cloud.microsoft. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: The Outlook on the Web app will continue to be accessible with both URLs. During and after the migration to the new URL, you may notice the new URL in your browser's address bar, even if you initially accessed the old URL. This change will be on by default. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞: Microsoft expects no major impact on how customers use the Outlook on the Web app. If your organization requires URLs to be allowlisted for network access, please ensure the new URL is allowlisted. Also, to ensure a smooth transition, we recommend updating bookmarks, scripts, and documentation to the new URL. This rollout will happen automatically with no admin action required before the rollout. You may want to notify your users about this change and update any relevant documentation. #Microsoft365 #Outlook
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Getting older is realising that Harry, Ron and Hermione were an incredibly irritating group of friends who managed to somehow fluke their way through a series of high risk encounters with Dark Forces at the end of each school year
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Mr 'We've all had enough of experts' strikes again. Christ alive.
The next DG of the BBC should - ideally - be a journalist, preferably with experience as an editor, who has worked in broadcasting. Independent minded, certainly, but also sensitive to public concerns about “woke” bias. So, with all due humility, why not @piersmorgan ?
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Hospital rationing paper on printers due to 'current financial situation' but yes of course AI is coming for all our jobs
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Vague health related ideas revealed to the backdrop of a show where secretive people kill their mates. 10/10 for effort to the media desk
The three t̶r̶a̶i̶t̶o̶r̶s̶ shifts that will transform healthcare. Hospital to community Analogue to digital Sickness to prevention #CelebrityTraitors x.com/scddevereaux/status/19…
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The Green Party moving to their 'why does money exist anyway' era
So funny to see people replying to this with "where will people live" . They will literally live in the same houses just not owned by exploitative landlords
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