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CarvalhosDriver @CarvalhosDriver

I drive Mr. Carvalho to all of his important biz functions: celeb meet & greets, Fashion Week, Pebble Beach Golf Tourn, Coachella, Met Gala… I overhear things

Joined January 2023
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Have you cast your vote for whether or not to go on strike? .@UTLAnow needs to come out with a strong up 👍 or down 👎vote to show what’s what. My boss, Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami .@LAUSDSup doesn’t think we’ll vote for a strike. He forgets that we’re #UnionStrong
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Raise your hand if you wish you were as broke as @LAUSDSup wants you to believe that the district is. 👋
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Yep, I’m back and I hear rumblings. My boss wants everyone to believe that a district sitting on $6.3 BILLION in reserves is broke. What, no more fancy suits for Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami @LAUSDSup ?
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Dear Vern, my boss, Señhor Carvalo, Underlord of Miami, AKA .@LAUSDSup told me to ask you what is this word “consent” you mention? It is foreign, no? Do selfies with schoolchildren photobombing need this “consent?” More important, do the kids make him look tall? Snatched? #IYKYK
Vern@norimve
19 Apr 2024
Replying to @LAUSDSup @LASchools
Do you tel parents, and more importantly, do you obtain their consent to publish these pictures? This is a huge invasion of privacy.
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.@LAUSDSup, Señhor Carvalo, Underlord of Miami was actually looking for a good cup of coffee. He finally found it today. (See his 4/20 post) #IYKYK
Alberto M. Carvalho
@LAUSDSup
19 Apr 2024
Knock, engage, remind - Today, we're reaching out to @LASchools chronically absent students, offering support and resources to help overcome challenges. Together, we are ensuring every student feels safe and welcomed. #iAttend
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…all I got was a 16 oz bottle of Great Value water…warm… #IYKYK
Alberto M. Carvalho
@LAUSDSup
20 Apr 2024
An ounce of heaven on number 28. #ForThoseWhoKnow
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Preach! 🙏
Cafe y vino 🇺🇸 ☕🍷☃️🐾☮️❤️@yourtweetcess
6 Feb 2024
Replying to @LAUSDSup
No one is questioning school safety. Even though that's where school 💥💥 occur. It's getting there, and getting back home, that's the issue during inclement weather. It's about safe commutes, etc
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But not the same driver! (Except for those secret visits between Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami, TFG, & The Liddlest DicTater[tot] when I have to cruise with them in the back seat playing Tickle Me Elmo.) PS. Help me! Save me! I can’t unsee what I’ve seen!)
LA Souper@LaSouper
6 Feb 2024
Replying to @LAUSDSup
Pretty sure these guys use the same public relations team.
Parody photo of award winning LAUSD superintendent Alberto M. Carvalho standing with his good friend Kim Jong Un in front of the LAUSD Board Room.

ALT Parody photo of award winning LAUSD superintendent Alberto M. Carvalho standing with his good friend Kim Jong Un in front of the LAUSD Board Room.
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Hey @UTLAnow are you aware of this situation? The deadline is just days away. Can you offer any ideas/support to keep these schools open? Just a Hail Mary since I just learned about this #SFSchoolBoard #SFUSD #SchoolClosures
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To answer the burning question if the hour, no, that is not me interpreting for @LAUSDSup I can’t afford any suit that nice. #HurricaneHilary #LosAngeles #LAUSD
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Has anyone checked to make sure the interpreter at the news conference isn’t signing Jingle Bells? I mean, she’s very animated, amirite? #HurricaneHilary #floods #LosAngeles #earthquake
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Would like a trip on your Time Machine…I’ve got some questionable decisions to reconsider.
Danielle Langlois
@DanielleLangWa
17 Aug 2023
Uh, guys? If the Salton Sea were suddenly to get a lot more water (#HurricaneHilary’s 6”-8” of rain) it could potentially trigger an earthquake on the San Andreas fault. So make sure you’re prepared for “the big one”, too, while gathering your rain gear. sciencedaily.com/releases/20…
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Wondering how you’re all going to get to school tomorrow? I’m wondering how I’m supposed to get Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami to all of his photo ops! Pray for me…🙏🏻🙏🏻

ALT Kayaking Nat Geo GIF by National Geographic Channel
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Straight from the Hoarse’s mouth! 😂😂❤️❤️
The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse
9 Jun 2023
Replying to @FamilyProjectTX @CrackerBarrel
If this keeps up, you bigots are gonna have to learn how to fry your own onion rings.
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Boss, have you seen what’s happening in DTLA? Unions like #UTLA are joining forces with other unions. They don’t do this in #Miami. Are you sure you want to stick around?

ALT How I Met Your Mother Reaction GIF by Laff

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This is your reminder that, yes, my boss is an immigrant. @LAUSDSup you remember that, right? After all, you love to tell people that you were raised poor & came to the US for a better life…
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It can’t be a mistake that HELL YES is trending right after @jonstewart: on my feed right now.
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Um, .@LAUSDSup I think someone must have bugged your office, because…
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