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LeCavs retweeted
"donovan mitchell" "scoring ecosystem"
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LeCavs retweeted
Jun 14
Gotta have wings
2019: KAWHI/SIAKAM
2020: LEBRON/KCP
2021: GIANNIS/MIDDLETON
2022: KLAY/WIGGINS
2023: MPJ/KCP
2024: TATUM/BROWN/KP
2025; DORT/JWILLIAMS
2026: OG/BRIDGES
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LeCavs retweeted
Jun 14
Anthony Davis to Lakers 💍
Jrue Holiday to Bucks 💍
Andrew Wiggins to Warriors 💍
Aaron Gordon to Nuggets 💍
Jrue Holiday to Celtics 💍
Kristaps Porzingis to Celtics 💍
Alex Caruso to Thunder 💍
OG Anunoby to Knicks 💍
KAT to Knicks 💍
Who would’ve thought acquiring good players would lead to rings
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LeCavs retweeted
Harden (playoff choker)
Mitchell (fake riser)
Mobley (pussy)
Allen (pussy)
Kenny (dumbass)
Not watching in 2027
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Jun 10
Allen was unplayable in the last 2 games of the IND series, he got fried in the Turner Hali PnR
Allen was underwhelming vs NYK this year, and we know how bad he was vs NYK in 2023.
Allen and Mob do not fit together, he turns Mob into a stretch 4. They have to be broken up.
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Jun 10
We have seen how important stretch bigs are to making the finals over the last 8 years. Wemby Kat, Chet Turner, Horford KP, jokic, Lopez, gasol.
Mobley can be a 1.5 3pm guy on 37-38% but you need more volume than that.
Swapping out Allen for a stretch 4 next to Mobley is key
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Jun 10
Wade Mobley Allen is just disgusting spacing and it clearly does not work. We need more perimeter defense, shooting, and athleticism. ALLEN ADDRESSES NONE OF THAT. It’s time to let the 50 million dollar man play full time 5.
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Jun 9
Wow this trade woulda ended up netting a top 5 pick and this was 10000% achievable at the time
Remember all the anti Cavs accounts said there were no good moves to be made tho……. Sometimes you have to get lucky to make good moves
Same accounts said Jose was bad too btw
10 Jun 2025
Would you be happy about this offseason from the Cavs?
Garland Don Herb Hunter Mobley
Jose Jerome Strus Tyson Valanciunas
CPJ Pick 49 Wade Tomlin TT
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LeCavs retweeted
May 27
Every season Cleveland keeps Donovan Mitchell on the roster further depreciates the 30 % of the cap they allocated to Evan Mobley.
1 of the most glaring examples of incongruence between a team’s two best players in the league, CLE MUST make a decision between them this offseason
May 27
Donovan Mitchell passed on just 53.8% of his 1,155 postseason touches, the 3rd lowest passing ratio among high-volume playoff drivers since 2014.
The biggest reason why CLE's 1.5 ORTG w/ Harden & Mitchell ROSE to 3.8 in Harden's solo minutes & FELL to -2.7 w/ just Donovan.
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LeCavs retweeted
May 26
It’s time for the Cavs to trade Donovan Mitchell
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May 6
I’ve been told for YEARS that Donovan Mitchell is a superstar 😭😭😭😭😭
Imagine sga Luka jokic wemby giannis or any of the real superstars doing this in the playoffs
FOURTY ONE YEAR OLD LEBRON IS BETTER THAN THIS DUDE
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Donovan Mitchell
last 3 games vs Knicks
20.3 ppg, 5 APG, 15 TOs
25/63 (39.7%) 5/24 3pa (20.8%) 6/8 FT
last 2 games vs pacers
23.5 ppg, 0.5 APG, 4 TOs
11/36 (30.6%) 5/18 3pa (27.8%)
last 4 games vs raps
19.5 ppg, 2.8 apg, 12 TOs
31/83 (37.3%) 10/34 3pa( 29.4%) 6/6 FT
CHOKER
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Feb 10
Garlands career playoff game log vs James harden since 2022
Harden blows DG out of the water, some of DGs best games include 21 and 5 and 14 and 4😭
In his last series alone harden put up 28 8 6, 32 11 6. As well as a 20 9 6 game that would rank as a top 5 DG playoff game
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Jan 4
I don’t see why anyone thinks Stefanski doesn’t deserve to be fired
The browns being led by a great OLine, this set of weapons, and this guy at QB… produced the 14th best scoring offense with the 16th most yards…
They scored 17 points in the playoff game that he was coaching
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Jan 4
This was 7 years ago… it’s only been worse ever since.
Even if you get this guy a decent QB, judkins fannin and Tate… expect the 13th ranked offense in the league
We are most penalized team every year, we run a boring offense with no motion, he hand picked Gabriel….
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26 Dec 2025
This was the stuff I was saying all off season that got non stop push back from every Cavs fan and even the big Cav accounts.
Koby Altman definitely needs to be held accountable for seriously thinking this team could win a championship. Easiest finals path of all time btw….
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LeCavs retweeted
25 Dec 2025
The Jarrett Allen thing is crazy because we’ve seen him get out rebounded by MYLES TURNER in a pivotal game.
At what point do you acknowledge you can’t win anything when this keeps happening?
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