Software Engineer | BTC Maxi 2.0 | The Dev @CelKeysNFT | Tech Support @ordinalmaxibiz @Parasite_wtf 🔴💙🟢🟠⚫️ | #42 @HotHeadsNFT

Joined June 2022
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New miner build that I'm calling "The Aang" [The Last Hashbender] - powered entirely by custom OMB bitaxes. LFH ⛏️ The parasite grows 🦠 OMB cannot be stopped 🫡 [Part list below]
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
#NewProfilePic Another amazing @HotHeadsNFT !!! Let’s fucking go boys!!! 💯
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The auction for Hot Head #083 is now live on @exchgART !🔥 Auction Duration: 24hrs (Ending 6pm EST | 10pm UTC Wednesday June 17th) Starting Bid: 5 SOL Tick Size: 1 SOL Ending Phase: Last 15 minutes Auction link below 👇
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
HH #020 has been acquired via Secondary Sale for 100 SOL, Welcome to The Underworld🔥 @Prtctr1
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Is time I return to my @HotHeadsNFT PFP Been heavily ramping things up in the Underworld Several new chads have joined, auctions are back, opportunities are increasing, chats constant With as much going on in the current conditions, can imagine how beneficial it will be to hold a @HotHeadsNFT as things start to heat up There’ll come a time when supply has reached its cap and nobody is willing to sell Slowly, then all at once
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
The auction for Hot Head #082 has concluded🔥 Winning Bid: 65 SOL Thank you to all the bidders for the support! We are very excited to welcome @LFGNOW1 to the Underworld❤️‍🔥
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
You can buy Bitcoin down -50% or you can buy the SpaceX IPO at the all time high. This is an intelligence test.
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Two chips. Two completely different packaging architectures. Left: BM1370PA — QFN perimeter pads Right: BM1373CC — full BGA grid array This isn’t an incremental update. It’s a ground-up redesign. New footprint, new voltage domains, new register map. You can’t drop one in where the other was. Home bitcoin mining going to take a leap
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
OFFICIAL HOT HEAD REVEAL #082 out of 100 The next Hot Heads auction will begin at 6PM EST | 11PM UTC on Tuesday, June 9th on @exchgART
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SE with 8 yrs under my keyboard - been on the hunt for a new salary position (currently freelance), and I just had my first interesting scam attempt 👏🏽 I assume most people on the web are sus until proven otherwise. I wish I didnt; however, it's my default at this point - and it saved my ass once again 😮‍💨 Had a recruiter reach out about a position - profile looked normal-ish, company looked normal-ish, nothing immediate stood out, comms were leaning AI but not beyond the normal level of human laziness in 2026 and no obvious typos, etc. Was given a take home assignment: a small, well-structured, repo with a few tasks. They say to do any of the tasks but point you to a specific one - and then one of them specifically tells you too look for, fix, and write tests for bugs (min of 5), so you expect to have errors out of the gate. What's the first thing you'd normally do a few years ago? Read the README, follow the instructions, run the app, do the tasks, fix the bugs. If you did that here, despite nothing immediately suspicious, you'd have been compromised 🥲 Given just how shady things can be on the web and having seen more rugs and scam attempts than anyone outside of the web3 trenches could imagine, I set a pre-step for myself and ran a full codebase analysis (yall know I hate AI, but it's useful when guided with a steady hand). I included very clear instructions/configs to execute nothing - run no dev servers, call no endpoints, and strictly walk through the code helping me search for holes, weird patterns, compromises, and various attack vectors. Just a sanity check before I dug in - thought I'd find nothing. Instead, I found a very interesting injection point in the pre-built error handlers that would actually run an API call at the beginning of every app execution -> call an encrypted url (hidden in a hardcoded string) and return arbitrary and executable code on the server that called it (i.e. the applicants machine). Now, despite being mildly terrifying, this could have still been part of that QA assignment and something they "expected" you to find/fix... but that was a little too sus for me. Fast forward to more [dev] paranoia-induced research, and I found: mismatching company addrs, fake testimonials, a dead guy being impersonated (bruh), and [thankfully] 2 small posts calling out similar circumstances with the same company. Reported my findings (respectively) to the "recruiter" and asked if they could provide clarity on anything - instantly stopped our message session and deleted the account lol scam confirmed. An important lesson, my fellow devs (especially those of you that are newer)... NEVER blindly run code unless you know where it came from... and even then, dont trust - verify ⌨️🙏🏼⌨️
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P.S. This post was powered by coffee and a sigh ✌🏽 not AI
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P.P.S. If you're hiring diligent engineers with experience and offer competitive pay with health-benefits, let me know lol in the meantime, I'll be here dodging landmines 🫡
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
OMB has no top because Bitcoin has no top. Bitcoin has no top because the dollar has no bottom. The dollar has no bottom because the USA is 39 trillion dollars in debt.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
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We’ve had 10 new members join The Underworld since Accelerate, probably nothing…🔥
HH #018 has been acquired via Secondary Sale, on Artifacte inc🔥
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Got my Parasite Hammer miner from @PlebSource. Huge thanks to @Celshade for introducing me This tiny box is mining Bitcoin! ~6TH/s Parasite pool is wild: 0 fees. Block finder gets 1 BTC, rest split by work. I'm entering the rabbit hole.. Who else is mining? ⛏️
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Couldn't leave the squad hangin. HH # 42 activated 🫸🏽🔥🫷🏽
#NewProfilePic @HotHeadsNFT is on 🔥🔥🔥 Reppin’ an OG to support!!!💯
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
There’ll be a day when people are gonna talk about how they remember the times when you could just buy a @HotHeadsNFT off the marketplace for 30 SOL 5 sales of an 81 piece collection in the past 10 days, just 4 still listed There’ll be no Hot Heads left to buy sooner than you think.
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Reconfigured my rack to show off the latest addition: LAZER EYES! 🔥⛏️ 🫡 These fan caps slip right over your 40mm fans with zero hassle. No need to remove or touch the existing screws. Rack Contains: Bitaxe Gamma, Bitaxe GT, GekkoAxe GT, Nerdaxe, NerdQAxe , Hammer BC04
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Collection offers are now live on @ord_net for @TheWizardsOfOrd and @ModalL0gic. All collections to follow soon. 🪙 Minimum 5k SATS increments to level the field with bots. 🏦 Non-custodial. Bitcoin only leaves your wallet when a seller accepts. 🎭 Bid on multiple trait combinations. Say, Hoodie NodeMonk with 3D glasses. And more!
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Parasite pool.. 🐼
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