My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus.
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lol. I’ve seen that face before
Skyline Chili-themed ballpark foods continue to ruin the lives of MLB broadcasters
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A Pirate Looking at 40 retweeted
Jun 13
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…
Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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Cal rules.
Jun 11
I’ll sound like him saying this, but sometimes I see Calipari living this extraordinary life and think:
His grandparents were immigrants. His mom was a cafeteria work and dad a baggage handler.
He’s made $100 million, met every living President, taking selfies with Sandler.
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I watched the first spurs finals on a sega game gear that year. It ruled.
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999.
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It looks like shit and it’s an embarrassment to the country.
Jun 10
We're starting to get photos of the UFC footprint at the White House, and credit where it's due:
It looks sick. It looks like a movie.
I still feel like this costs more than $60 million, but it's impressive they've managed to pull it off.
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lol. Brunson hurt himself flopping. Unless he was faking to further the flop.
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A Pirate Looking at 40 retweeted
Jim Cornette tore into the Freedom 250 events on the latest Jim Cornette Experience, taking aim at the collapsing concert series, the UFC's White House card, Dana White, and Donald Trump.
On the fair, Cornette said the goal was to "milk the rubes into thinking that the United States is still not in deep s***."
On the concert lineup falling apart: "They were booked under false pretenses and lied to about who was putting it on. It sounds like a wrestling f***ing fiasco."
On how far it has unraveled: "How bad must this f***ing thing be when Milli Vanilli doesn't want... to be a part of it?" ... "We still get Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida. Oh, this is a disaster."
On Kid Rock: "Every time you see him, looks like somebody vomited American flags on the corpse of Greg Allman."
On the UFC's White House card: "Dana White said he's gonna lose $30 million putting on that fiasco of a fight at the White House."
On Dana White: "He's... joined at the hip with Shitler, but they're going to spend $30 million of company money... to praise Trump's fragile ego and pet him and tickle his taint."
On what White gets for it: "Praise the dictator, and tell him how good he looks, and how much he's done for him, and then he'll give him the $30 million back in... some type of convoluted tax break."
On the card itself: "There's no Conor McGregor, there are no Jon Jones."
On the state of the White House grounds amid construction: "The only thing left is where's the f***ing trailer park?"
#JimCornette #UFC #DanaWhite #Freedom250 #ProWrestling
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At least he seems to be playing the racist.
Now watching a preview for an anti racism movie starring mark wahlberg. Good lord.
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Now watching a preview for an anti racism movie starring mark wahlberg. Good lord.
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Gross.
Jun 4
Mark Popes daughters put sticky notes over players from last years team that aren’t returning to Kentucky next year. 😂
“It doesn’t matter, he didn’t love [Kentucky] enough to stay”
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In one hour and ten minutes I’m gonna find out!
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Happy pride.
Jun 4
Trump: "I said to Jaxson, 'how did you think you'd do in women's sports?' He said, 'pretty good, sir.' He didn't know I was joking. You should've seen the size of this guy. Like a male model."
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Stat of the day @LeBatardShow
Jun 3
One of the wildest stats in sports:
This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final.
This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.
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A Pirate Looking at 40 retweeted
Jun 1
you could’ve just told us
The tongue of a woodpecker wraps around its skull to protect its brain while pecking
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Who cares? Pope will fail again. It’s just a step closer to finally moving on from him.
May 31
Milan Momcilovic watch is real. Several places can do this. Using the "Roster projection" tool at Evan Miya's site, adding him to the Cardinals roster projects it to a preseason rank between No. 3 and No. 7 nationally. To Kentucky's between No. 13 and 19.
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Have you ever accidentally taken a weed pen to a sawyer brown concert? As of tonight I have. Nobody cared. Happy accident.
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This movie rules. But Chicago and Mamma Mia still exist on a whole other level.
May 30
nikki blonsky pre-racial slur.
zac efron at his prime.
amanda bynes perfectly cast.
elijah kelley singing his face off.
john travolta living his truth.
QUEEN LATIFAH.
quite possibly one the best musical movies of the 2000s, if not THEE best.
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