Raphael Vargas Chestang | Former @CollegeHumor cast member | TikTok: @RaphaelChestang | he/him
Joined March 2017
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14 Jan 2020
FOUR has a “u” to differentiate from the preposition
FOURTEEN has a “u” for consistency
FORTY has no “u” because fuck you. That’s why, you fucking fuck face fucker. HahAhaHAhaha You’re lucky I don’t frame you for murder you piece of shit
FOUR HUNDRED is self-explanatory
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6 Dec 2022
It’s been months since we taped this and @ryguyguyry still hasn’t been able to look any of us in the eye
6 Dec 2022
Tonight - Dirty Laundry season 2 begins with an all-new episode launching on dropout.tv (@dropout) at 4pm PT / 7pm ET!
Featuring host @LilyD, bartender @GrantOB, & guests:
🍸@vicmmic
🍷@ChestangRaphael
🍹@ryguyguyry
🍺@jacuzzitubbs
#DirtyLaundry
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
31 Jul 2022
We’re 100 days out from the 2022 midterm elections—and that means it's time to check and update your voter registration! Text VOTE to 56005 to check yours today.
Want to do more? Volunteer to register voters with @WhenWeAllVote at weall.vote/volunteer.
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12 Jul 2022
You should listen to my podcast SORRY NEVER SEEN IT! Each week @chlocol @smashbert_ and I discuss a random episode of reality tv and give our very strong opinions about it! And follow us on Instagram (sorryneverseenit_thepod)
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
8 Jun 2022
Which Senators have benefitted the most from NRA money?
Mitt Romney: $13,647,676
Richard Burr: $6,987,380
Roy Blunt: $4,555,722
Thom Tillis: $4,429,333
Marco Rubio: $3,303,355
Joni Ernst: $3,129,723
Rob Portman: $3,063,327
Always follow the money.
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9 Jun 2022
I never want to know what it feels like for someone to beat me up and take my money, so I started paying a friend for self-defense lessons where he beats me up and takes my money
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
4 Jun 2022
🚨 Only 5% of voters under 34 have returned their ballot in L.A. Meanwhile, nearly HALF of all votes cast are by people over 65. Unless you want to let retirees decide the fate of our city, return your ballot by Tuesday and urge your friends to do the same.
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
28 May 2022
Didn't expect to see @ChestangRaphael in a shiny silver suit singing about DARPA but here we are
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19 May 2022
Our pals @adamconover, @jwolftweets, and @ChestangRaphael have a new show out on Netflix 🚨TODAY🚨
If you ever wanted to learn what the government ACTUALLY does, check it out 👇
The G Word with @AdamConover goes inside the US government to find out what it actually does. Now on Netflix.
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19 May 2022
I’m so proud to have been a part of this, and can’t wait for everyone to see what @adamconover @jwolftweets and Jon Cohen put together! Stream it now!
The G Word with @AdamConover goes inside the US government to find out what it actually does. Now on Netflix.
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
19 May 2022
Adam Conover is back! And this time he’s taking a break from ruining everything to pull back the curtain on what the government actually does.“The G Word” with @AdamConover is now streaming on @Netflix.
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The G Word with @AdamConover goes inside the US government to find out what it actually does. Now on Netflix.
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
18 May 2022
To celebrate the release of the The G Word tomorrow, legendary journalist Michael Lewis joined me on Factually this week to discuss how we adapted his book "The Fifth Risk" for Netflix, and how he approached reporting on the US government. Take a listen! listen.earwolf.com/factually
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
16 Mar 2022
My friend Shalyah is sick.
She's having trouble walking and driving and generally being upright for very long at all. She's waiting on our nation's robust and effective healthcare system for treatment, but in the meantime needs some help making ends meet
gofundme.com/f/help-support-…
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
14 Mar 2022
Dirty Laundry arrives on @dropout on April 11th!
Hosted by @LilyD, with @GrantOB bartending, and a ton of guests with secrets to share... 🍸🧦
#DirtyLaundry
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11 Mar 2022
Poor @ChestangRaphael - impervious to whispering, but weak against heavy breathing
😤#GameChangerSurvivor
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
11 Mar 2022
Eh yo it's #CollegeHumor @ChestangRaphael on #BUSTDOWN 🔥🔥🔥 if you haven't watched it yet... Folks need to watch this wild ass show. @SamJayComic
@Reddsaidit and that whole writing room need Jesus lol.
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Raphael V Chestang retweeted
7 Mar 2022
🚨TONIGHT!🚨
🗳️Game Changer: Survivor (Part 2)
🚀Launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on dropout.tv (@dropout)
👔Featuring @samreich, @BrennanLM, Lou Wilson, @erikaishii, @GrantOB, and @ChestangRaphael
▶️Catch up with Part 1: dropout.tv/videos/survivor-p…
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