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Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
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*Facebook down* Grandpa: *in the back alley* Yes, can I please get a gram of conspiracy theories
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Facebook is down so now I have no idea whose birthday it is.
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nobody talks about how ridiculous you feel as a parent whose kid is 6'1" when you're 5'10" and you're trying to discipline them during an argument
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Captcha: Find images of ketchup in the fridge Men: Honey! I’m a robot!
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peak adulthood is going to the gym early and then grocery shopping in peace and quiet on a Monday morning.
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It’s very rude of my wife to not tell me what the PTA meeting was about which both of us attended
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Before language was invented fire was called ow ow ow
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A minute of silence for all those husbands who believed in their wives saying, “no gifts Mother’s Day this year”
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Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests
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Couples therapy in India is attended by both the mother in laws
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“Breakfast is ready girls”, I screamed while still not sure of what to make... and that kids is how i turned into my mother
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Looking forward to the Mother’s Day video call with mom and having a hearty conversation with her magnified thumb
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Mother’s Day is still a month away
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Looking forward to the video call with my mother and having a hearty conversation with her magnified thumb
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In the Indian version of Cinderella, the prince’s mother knew it was her when the lid fit the Tupperware container
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I hope the Hanta vaccine includes Ozempic because my body still thinks we’re in quarantine
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Come on kids, let’s go to Home Depot and give mom a break ~Me every Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day
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How do you call your passed away relatives? My brother-in-lawn?
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Dads, just relax women really mean it when they say, “no Mother’s Day gifts this year”
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