my friends call me Ted man, the bread man on his send man. Hire me if you need a hype man🤘🏽 Pokemon Master 🔴⚪️ / Big TST vibes ☀️🏝️
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4 Jun 2022
Any little bit would mean everything.
Mathew Lightsey’s Memorial Fund
gofund.me/8de31744
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Jun 12
some shit Spider-Man would actually be doing rn if he was real 😭😭
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Jun 11
My mayor still Muslim
My bagel still Jewish
The pope’s on our side
Knicks in🖐️
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Jun 11
This is the only angle that does that miracle justice.
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Jun 7
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Jun 4
Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭
“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”
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Jun 6
Pro tip:
Before you eat ice cream out the carton, put your spoon in the microwave for a minute so it’s warm when you dig into the ice cream :)
Works with plastic or metal spoon
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May 30
Having sex is not gone heal no heartbreak. DRUGS......you gotta do drugs bby😭😂
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How do you even begin to make this
spider-man editors gotta be some generational talent bro
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May 26
Knicks Advance to the Finals
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May 26
That’s aura I’m so sorry
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May 26
dead internet largely sucks but I do love seeing gumbo without a top making the rounds again
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May 26
sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up
May 26
Totalmente enamorado de esta propuesta de bandera planetaria. Un circulo azul para representar nuestro planeta, y el resto transparente para que el fondo sea parte de la bandera
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May 26
We need New York Bush and Ravens Omit in the league asap
May 26
This is an insanely bad look for both Cloud9 and the CDL.
We have so many franchises doing the bare minimum, taking advantage of challenger orgs, and putting zero effort into growing the League.
The carrot isn’t working, there needs to be a stick
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May 25
ah yes
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May 20
Woman at work told me the ice cream truck comes by the office at a certain time and to let everyone know that I’m flagging him down.
The look on her face when I said “one minute” and immediately pulled out the Mister Softee tracker app was priceless
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May 18
japanese auto translate was the best thing that ever happened to twitter
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May 11
As someone with an Italian family this is very accurate dialogue
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May 8
These new UFO files are wild! 🛸👽
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Ser Deadass of the Bronx.
First of his Name.
Word To His Mother.
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Apr 29
starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back
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