Husband, dad, solutions architect, former politico.

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We need to bring Angel Hernandez out of retirement so we can watch him just get trounced by ABS.
Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence šŸ˜‚
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#NotDeadYet We aren’t going to do many medical updates on here, but a bunch of friends have requested a status report and kindly asked what to pray for, so a few quick observations… * Some folks are very helpful — such as our tireless team at MD Anderson. We were accepted into a clinical trial at Houston’s amazing cancer hospital around New Year’s. We’ve just completed our first week of experimental chemo. * Some folks are less helpful — such as whatever jackwagons signed me up for tickets to loads of upcoming Nickelback events. (Although I do tip my cap to the cheery optimism of the dudes who bought me concert tickets for April ā€œ2027.ā€) * Some folks have a heavenly bedside manner — such as the MD Anderson research nurses who’ve helped dial in my anti-nausea mix of drugs, radically reducing my daily puke count (ā€œDPCā€) over the past 72 hours. * Some folks have a less heavenly bedside manner – such as my tender(?) bride who in the wee hours last night exclaimed: ā€œCan you imagine if we make big progress on both the nausau and the spinal tumor pain?! All we’d have left is your increasingly ugly mug.ā€ (She’s a keeper…) More fundamentally, please hear Melissa’s and my gratitude for the outpouring of love and kindness over the three weeks since my diagnosis. We are blessed in so many ways, so I’m not surprised at how moved we’ve been by these prayers, but do know that we’ve been very moved. I’m #NotDeadYet (hat tip: Monty Python), so let me close with three prayer requests: 1. That our kids will trust in the Lordā€˜s Fatherly kindness and sovereign timing. 2. ⁠That the spinal tumor and the nausea can be managed enough to make me a moderately-chipper patient, finding energy to soldier well with my neighbors at the blood draws and drudgery. 3. ⁠That I will be able – to borrow the old Puritan phrase – to ā€œredeem the time.ā€ That is, to try to serve and love our neighbors with little bits of work — or writing and speaking projects here and there. Time is the great equalizer, but not all time is equal — you can play a lot of basketball in the last 60 seconds (especially if you’re as newly dominant in basketball as Nebraska). We’re going to give cancer a run for its money and see what can be learned in the process. As we figure out the rhythms of chemo, I’m going to endeavor to do whatever work I’ve been given to do…and try to love and serve (and not puke). More to come….
23 Dec 2025
Friends- This is a tough note to write, but since a bunch of you have started to suspect something, I’ll cut to the chase: Last week I was diagnosed with metastasized, stage-four pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die. Advanced pancreatic is nasty stuff; it’s a death sentence. But I already had a death sentence before last week too — we all do. I’m blessed with amazing siblings and half-a-dozen buddies that are genuinely brothers. As one of them put it, ā€œSure, you’re on the clock, but we’re all on the clock.ā€ Death is a wicked thief, and the bastard pursues us all. Still, I’ve got less time than I’d prefer. This is hard for someone wired to work and build, but harder still as a husband and a dad. I can’t begin to describe how great my people are. During the past year, as we’d temporarily stepped back from public life and built new family rhythms, Melissa and I have grown even closer — and that on top of three decades of the best friend a man could ever have. Seven months ago, Corrie was commissioned into the Air Force and she’s off at instrument and multi-engine rounds of flight school. Last week, Alex kicked butt graduating from college a semester early even while teaching gen chem, organic, and physics (she’s a freak). This summer, 14-year-old Breck started learning to drive. (Okay, we’ve been driving off-book for six years — but now we’ve got paper to make it street-legal.) I couldn’t be more grateful to constantly get to bear-hug this motley crew of sinners and saints. There’s not a good time to tell your peeps you’re now marching to the beat of a faster drummer — but the season of advent isn’t the worst. As a Christian, the weeks running up to Christmas are a time to orient our hearts toward the hope of what’s to come. Not an abstract hope in fanciful human goodness; not hope in vague hallmark-sappy spirituality; not a bootstrapped hope in our own strength (what foolishness is the evaporating-muscle I once prided myself in). Nope — often we lazily say ā€œhopeā€ when what we mean is ā€œoptimism.ā€ To be clear, optimism is great, and it’s absolutely necessary, but it’s insufficient. It’s not the kinda thing that holds up when you tell your daughters you’re not going to walk them down the aisle. Nor telling your mom and pops they’re gonna bury their son. A well-lived life demands more reality — stiffer stuff. That’s why, during advent, even while still walking in darkness, we shout our hope — often properly with a gravelly voice soldiering through tears. Such is the calling of the pilgrim. Those who know ourselves to need a Physician should dang well look forward to enduring beauty and eventual fulfillment. That is, we hope in a real Deliverer — a rescuing God, born at a real time, in a real place. But the eternal city — with foundations and without cancer — is not yet. Remembering Isaiah’s prophecies of what’s to come doesn’t dull the pain of current sufferings. But it does put it in eternity’s perspective: ā€œWhen we've been there 10,000 years…We've no less days to sing God's praise.ā€ I’ll have more to say. I’m not going down without a fight. One sub-part of God’s grace is found in the jawdropping advances science has made the past few years in immunotherapy and more. Death and dying aren’t the same — the process of dying is still something to be lived. We’re zealously embracing a lot of gallows humor in our house, and I’ve pledged to do my part to run through the irreverent tape. But for now, as our family faces the reality of treatments, but more importantly as we celebrate Christmas, we wish you peace: ā€œThe people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned….For to us a son is givenā€ (Isaiah 9). With great gratitude, and with gravelly-but-hopeful voices, Ben — and the Sasses
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Never do business with @ATT. They won't talk to your estate, and they'll end up extracting an undeserved price from your family after you're gone.
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I'll go a step further and say it's not even the first time we've invented a technology with a mind of its own. Again, have you met printers?
People say large language models are a watershed because, for the first time in human history, we've invented a technology we cannot control - but we haven't been able to control printers for 40 years.
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Scott Walker Jr.
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As he drops out, DeSantis endorses Trump as ā€˜clearly superior’ to Biden & explicitly rejects Haley as a throwback to the old GOP guard.
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What the fax?! I guess faxing isn’t dead šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax app.hellofax.com

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Chris Grewe retweeted
SOMEONE LEFT. A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT
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Next thing you know, he's sneaking away from the press through the woods behind his house and popping up for a contract signing near a harbor somewhere. Shout out to the three other political nerds who are going to get this and find it funny.
8 Dec 2023
Can confirm Shohei Ohtani is not en route to Toronto and is home in SoCal @BNightengale on it
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Coming next week: "I never said I was against the Jones Act."
"I'm against the Jones Act" - @VivekGRamaswamy
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Dear @GooglePixel_US UX designers, Please stop it with the moving buttons. I'm hitting Mark as Read on a messages popover (so far so good), and all of a sudden, auto-replies appear in the same spot and I'm accidentally answering what's meant for someone else? Dude! Thanks!
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This would roughly be the end times for Twitter. Also, a brilliant disaster for @SimonWhistler to eventually cover in one of his many podcasts.
20 Aug 2023
Pretty fun blocking people who complain that blocking is going away. How does the medicine taste? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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GA4 feels like a product that was made for the express purpose of keeping a product team employed rather than to fill some missing value proposition to an end user. Go get that bag engineers, but also develop GA4.1 with an understandable UX that matches UA while you're at it.
18 Jun 2023
Me: ā€œI wonder how many people visited my blog. Let's find out on GA4ā€ GA4:
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Awful advice. I have my career because I fell in love at 25 and my wife helped me find my calling.
Hot take: Don’t fall in love from 22-29, there’s to much to lose. Your career will thank you.
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The #StarTrekPicard finale was absolutely perfect. I'm incredibly happy I got the opportunity to watch it today.
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President Chris Christie would like a word.
12 Feb 2023
Maher: DeSantis should wait, "It's gonna be his moment in four years anyway" hotair.com/karen-townsend/20…
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It's like they don't understand the concept of a trial balloon. This one was made of lead.
When Richard Trumka, a commissioner with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, told Bloomberg the agency was considering banning gas stoves, conservatives got heated on Twitter. But no such ban is happening. newrepublic.com/post/169991/…
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The embarrassing origin of a fake news story. And remember everyone buying this was adamant Covid deaths were being over counted. Funny how that asymmetric skepticism works
I’ve been seeing a lot of people quoting stats that show more athletes died in the last year than have died in the last 38 years. Is this true? No, let’s chat about it. A šŸ§µšŸ‘‡šŸ»
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C'mon, clearly the man uses site-to-site wormholes. How else is he getting into homes without fireplaces? If he's got that level of technology, 25,000 homes per second is a floor, not a ceiling.
In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
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Zeldin flips seats in the Hudson Valley, Caruso helps a bit with this. Moral of the election, candidate quality matters, even in losing efforts.
Rep Mike Garcia is the first Republican to win a House seat entirely within LA County since Steve Horn in 2000.
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